"The Tape"
Season	3
Episode	25
Air Date	November 13, 1991
Writer(s)	Larry David, Bob Shaw, Don McEnerny
Director	David Steinberg
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George believes he has found a Chinese cure for baldness, but his hopes fall flat.

Jerry listens to a tape of his show and listens to a mysterious woman talking dirty to him on the tape. He shows it to the other guys, all of whom are intrigued and slightly aroused. When George talks to Elaine about the woman on the tape, Elaine jokingly reveals that it was her, and she was playing a prank on Jerry. This leads George to begin to see Elaine in a different light, and he begins to develop a crush on her. Elaine doesn't notice, however, and just assumes that when he asks her to hang out, he just wants to hang out as friends.

Quotes Edit

George: Hey! what are you listening to?

Jerry: My show from last night.

George: Oh! you taped it?

Jerry: Yeah, I was doing new material.

George: Hey! Did 'ya ever do that thing on the toes that I said.

Jerry: Huh?

George: Yeah! like the big toe is like the captain of the toes, but sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big that there's like a power struggle and the second toe assumes control of the foot.

Jerry: The "coup dé-toe"

George: Yeah. Did you do it?

Jerry: Yeah!

George: So?

Jerry: Nothin'...nothing at all.