The Statue

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Season 2, episode 6 first aired 11 april 1991

[edit] Quotes

• "When I was ten years old my parents had this very same statue on the mantle of our apartment. Exactly. And one day I grabbed it and I was using it as a microphone. I was singing, MacArthur Park and I got to the part about, 'I'll never have that recipe again,' and it slipped out of my hand and it broke. My parents looked at me like I smashed the ten commandments. To this day they bring it up. It was the single most damaging experience in my life. Aside from seeing my father naked." -
• "He cleaned the little one inch area between the refrigerator and the counter. How did he get in there? He must be like Rubber Man!" - Jerry
• "This experience has changed me. It's made me more cynical, more bitter, more jaded." - George
• "Just make love to that wall pervert!" - Kramer
• "Yeah, I'm a cop, I'm a good cop. I'm a damn good cop! " - Kramer