The Deal Quotes

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  • "Hey look at naked people!" - Elaine
  • "You ask me here to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine and then tell me you're not in the mood for details? Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have have job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!" - George
  • "See, that's why I don't have cable in my house, because of that naked station. If I had that in my house I would never turn it off. I wouldn't sleep, I wouldn't eat. Eventually firemen would have to break through the door, they'd find me sitting there in my pajamas with drool coming down my face." - George
  • "Oh I hate to hear this [Jerry being too mature to surrender explicit sexual details]. That kind of growth really irritates me." - George
  • "You don't understand, I'm in a very delicate position. Whatever [present] I give [Elaine] she's going to be bringing in experts from all over the country to interpret the meaning behind it." - Jerry
  • "Cash? You got me cash? ... Who are you my uncle?" - Elaine's reaction to the present Jerry decided on

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