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Jane (The Hamptons)

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Season Six

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Corrected many misspellings.

Lomez

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Alton Benes

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Talk:List of Seinfeld sayings/@comment-99.91.201.31-20130617050458

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Created page with "she smelled like soup? wasn't this in an episode? Jerry gave a reason why he broke up w/ some girl"

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she smelled like soup?

wasn't this in an episode?

Jerry gave a reason why he broke up w/ some girl

Bob Sacamano

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Lomez

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Elaine Pope

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Elaine Pope

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'''Elaine Pope''' is an American writer. She won an Emmy Award for “[[The Fix-Up]]”. Her sister, Carole Pope, is a Canadian rock star.

User:JohnnyLurg

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‎My Favorite Episodes:

Alton Benes

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Norman Brenner

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The Ticket

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‎Description:

Alton Benes

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‎Fictional Biography:

The Lip Reader

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The Opposite

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‎Notes About Nothing:

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Talk:Frank Costanza/@comment-99.225.104.161-20120220004657/@comment-70.173.111.131-20130613050111

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Created page with "watched it on crackle ..still has the old mr costanza"

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watched it on crackle ..still has the old mr costanza

Talk:Minor characters in Seinfeld/@comment-50.139.138.180-20130320022328/@comment-24.193.64.74-20130613040640

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''''[http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Norman_Brenner Norman Brenner]'''' appeared in minor parts in over 30 episodes. He was also Michael Richards' stand-in for all 9 seasons. His speaking roles included 'Ian' in "The Wig Master" 'Man at Airport' in "The Limo", 'Rider #4' in "The Muffin Tops", and 'Passerby' (with Buford the dog) in "The Doodle". He is noted on the Seinfeld DVDs under "Notes About Nothing" with the words "WHERE'S NORMAN?" showing on the screen just before he appears. All of his appearances are documented on the website www.wheresnorman.com.

The Cheever Letters

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Spelling correction.

Pamela Brull

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The Seinfeld Chronicles

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-'''Jane''' was one of [[George Costanza]]’s girlfriends. She only appeared once, in “[[The Hamptons]]”. She was played by Melora Walters.
+'''Jane''' was one of [[George Costanza]]’s girlfriends. She only appeared once, in “[[The Hamptons]]”. She was played by Melora Walters. When [[Rachel Goldstein]], [[Jerry Seinfeld]]’s girlfriend, told her about seeing George naked, Jane drove away afterwards (presumably having broken up with George).
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 |'''Air Date
 {{EpList|The Chaperone|Andy Ackerman|Larry David{{&}}Bill Masters{{&}}Bob Shaw|September 22, 1994|87|Episode.jpg|A4D2E3|Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island. Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. Elaine tries to get a job at Doubleday. George decides that the Yankees need to change their uniforms from polyester to cotton.}}
-{{EpList|The Big Salad|Andy Ackerman|Larry David|September 29, 1994|88|Episode.jpg|FFF|Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil (the Rollomeck 1000 Mechanical Pencil.) George and his girlfriend pick up a "Big Salad" for Elaine. Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf.}}
+{{EpList|The Big Salad|Andy Ackerman|Larry David|September 29, 1994|88|Episode.jpg|FFF|Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil (the Rollomeck 1000). George and his girlfriend pick up a "Big Salad" for Elaine. Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf.}}
 {{EpList|The Pledge Drive|Andy Ackerman|Tom Gammill{{&}}Max Pross|October 6, 1994|89|Episode.jpg|A4D2E3|Mr. Pitt eats his Snickers bar with a knife and fork. Jerry gets caught throwing away a thank you card. Jerry cashes some old birthday checks from his grandmother. Jerry's working a PBS pledge drive and gets George to bring a Yankee to appear with him.}}
-{{EpList|The Chinese Woman|Andy Ackerman|Peter Mehlman|October 13, 1994|90|Episode.jpg|FFF|Jerry and Elaine see George's father with a man in a cape but doesn't say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman, Donna Chang on George's phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her but learns she isn't Chinese. Kramer goes to a fertility clinic. Elaine ruins her friend Noreen's latest romance with a long talker. George's life is made miserable when his parents separate.}}
+{{EpList|The Chinese Woman|Andy Ackerman|Peter Mehlman|October 13, 1994|90|Episode.jpg|FFF|Jerry and Elaine see George's father with a man in a cape but doesn't say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman, Donna Chang, on George's phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her but learns she isn't Chinese. Kramer goes to a fertility clinic. Elaine ruins her friend Noreen's latest romance with a long talker. George's life is made miserable when his parents separate.}}
 {{EpList|The Couch|Andy Ackerman|Larry David|October 27, 1994|91|Episode.jpg|A4D2E3|Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry's new couch. Kramer plans to start a pizza business with Poppie. George joins a book club, but tries to rent the movie. Jerry and Elaine's discussion of the abortion issue causes trouble for Poppie, Elaine's relationship & Jerry's new couch. George spends the evening with the family that has rented the film.}}
 {{EpList|The Gymnast|Andy Ackerman|Alec Berg{{&}}Jeff Schaffer|November 3, 1994|92|Episode.jpg|FFF|Jerry dates a Romanian Olympic gymnast. Jerry and Kramer find out about one of George's bathroom habits. Kramer passes a kidney stone. George is caught acting homeless. Mr. Pitt becomes obsessed with finding the image in a 3-D painting.}}
 {{EpList|The Soup|Andy Ackerman|Fred Stoller|November 10, 1994|93|Episode.jpg|A4D2E3|Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from Kenny Bania, an obnoxious comedian. George goes for a walk with a waitress from Monk's. After his kidney stone, Kramer decides to eat only fresh foods.}}
-{{EpList|The Mom and Pop Store|Andy Ackerman|Tom Gammill{{&}}Max Pross|November 17, 1994|94|Episode.jpg|FFF|A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible once owned by "[[Jon Voight]]." Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business, but his good intentions affect Jerry in a big way. Elaine wins tickets for Mr. Pitt, who's always wanted to participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.}}
+{{EpList|The Mom and Pop Store|Andy Ackerman|Tom Gammill{{&}}Max Pross|November 17, 1994|94|Episode.jpg|FFF|A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible once owned by [[Jon Voight]]. Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business, but his good intentions affect Jerry in a big way. Elaine wins tickets for Mr. Pitt, who's always wanted to participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.}}
 {{EpList|The Secretary|David Owen Trainor|Carol Leifer{{&}}Marjorie Gross|December 8, 1994|95|Episode.jpg|A4D2E3|Jerry confronts his dry cleaner. George passes over hiring an attractive secretary for a less attractive one. Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number. Elaine tries to buy a dress, but is unsatisfied with the size of the mirrors in the store.}}
 {{EpList|The Race|Andy Ackerman|Tom Gammill{{&}}Max Pross{{&}}Larry David{{&}}Sam Kass|December 15, 1994|96|Episode.jpg|FFF|Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race. Elaine is put on a "blacklist" and finds out her boyfriend is a Communist. George responds to a personal ad in a Communist newspaper. Kramer becomes a department store Santa.}}
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 {{EpList|The Highlights of 100, Part 1|Andy Ackerman|Peter Mehlman|February 2, 1995|100|Episode.jpg|FFF|Jerry introduces highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing."}}
 {{EpList|The Highlights of 100, Part 2|Andy Ackerman|Peter Mehlman|February 2, 1995|101|Episode.jpg|A4D2E3|Jerry introduces highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing."}}
-{{EpList|The Beard|Andy Ackerman|Carol Leifer|February 9, 1995|102|Episode.jpg|FFF|Elaine tries to convert a gay man. George discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with, is bald. Kramer begins standing in police lineups for $50 a lineup. Jerry begins to date a cop, but she wants him to take a lie detector test about ''Melrose Place''.}}
+{{EpList|The Beard|Andy Ackerman|Carol Leifer|February 9, 1995|102|Episode.jpg|FFF|Elaine tries to convert a gay man. George discovers that a woman, with whom Kramer has set him up, is bald. Kramer begins standing in police lineups for $50 a lineup. Jerry begins to date a cop, but she wants him to take a lie detector test about ''Melrose Place''.}}
-{{EpList|The Kiss Hello|Andy Ackerman|Larry David{{&}}Jerry Seinfeld|February 16, 1995|103|Kiss_hello.jpg|A4D2E3|Elaine's friend has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine want Kramer to comment on. Jerry's grandmother wants him to open a ketchup bottle. Kramer puts tenant pictures up in the lobby. George gets his arm looked at. Elaine injures her shoulder carrying equipment home, and can't get any complementary treatment by her friend who is a physiotherapist.}}
+{{EpList|The Kiss Hello|Andy Ackerman|Larry David{{&}}Jerry Seinfeld|February 16, 1995|103|Kiss_hello.jpg|A4D2E3|Elaine's friend has an old style hairdo that Jerry and Elaine want Kramer to comment on. Jerry's grandmother wants him to open a ketchup bottle. Kramer puts tenant pictures up in the lobby. George gets his arm looked at. Elaine injures her shoulder carrying equipment home, and can't get any complimentary treatment by her friend who is a physiotherapist.}}
-{{EpList|The Doorman|Andy Ackerman|Tom Gammill{{&}}Max Pross|February 23, 1995|104|Episode.jpg|FFF|The doorman in Mr. Pitt's building, causes trouble for Jerry. Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. George's father is living with him. Kramer develops a new undergarment for males. Jerry offers his soiled couch to replace the one that was stolen while he was "on duty."}}
+{{EpList|The Doorman|Andy Ackerman|Tom Gammill{{&}}Max Pross|February 23, 1995|104|Episode.jpg|FFF|A doorman, in Mr. Pitt's building, causes trouble for Jerry. Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. George's father is living with him. Kramer develops a new undergarment for males. Jerry offers his soiled couch to replace the one that was stolen while he was "on duty."}}
-{{EpList|The Jimmy|Andy Ackerman|Gregg Kavet{{&}}Andy Robin|March 16, 1995|105|Episode.jpg|A4D2E3|The guys play a game of basketball with "the Jimmy". Jerry discovers they carry Penthouse in a dental office waiting room. Elaine gets tickets to a benefit for AMCA featuring Mel Torme, the "Velvet Fog." Elaine tries to meet a handsome guy at the gym, but instead talks with "the Jimmy," who makes the date for himself. Kramer has a visit to the dentist complete with Novocain.}}
+{{EpList|The Jimmy|Andy Ackerman|Gregg Kavet{{&}}Andy Robin|March 16, 1995|105|Episode.jpg|A4D2E3|The guys play a game of basketball with "the Jimmy". Jerry discovers they carry Penthouse in a dental office waiting room. Elaine gets tickets to a benefit for AMCA featuring Mel Torme, the "Velvet Fog." Elaine tries to meet a handsome guy at the gym, but instead talks with "the Jimmy," who makes the date for himself. Kramer has a visit to the dentist complete with Novocaine.}}
-{{EpList|The Doodle|Andy Ackerman|Alec Berg{{&}}Jeff Schaffer|April 6, 1995|106|Episode.jpg|FFF|Jerry finds out he was eating pecans that were in his girlfriend's mouth. George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Kramer is eating some tasty peaches that come in season for two weeks every year. Fleas force Jerry and his parents out his apartment. Elaine has an interview with a publisher. Elaine must go into Jerry's fumigated apartment to get an unpublished manuscript, but Kramer loses his sense of taste. George finds out that his girlfriend really doesn't care what he looks like.}}
+{{EpList|The Doodle|Andy Ackerman|Alec Berg{{&}}Jeff Schaffer|April 6, 1995|106|Episode.jpg|FFF|Jerry finds out he was eating pecans that were in his girlfriend's mouth. George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Kramer is eating some tasty peaches that come in season for two weeks every year. Fleas force Jerry and his parents out of his apartment. Elaine has an interview with a publisher. Elaine must go into Jerry's fumigated apartment to get an unpublished manuscript, but Kramer loses his sense of taste. George finds out that his girlfriend really doesn't care what he looks like.}}
 {{EpList|The Fusili Jerry|Andy Ackerman|Marjorie Gross|April 27, 1995|107|Episode.jpg|A4D2E3|Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN." Jerry finds out his mechanic used his "move" on Elaine while making love to her. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta.}}
 {{EpList|The Diplomat's Club|Andy Ackerman|Tom Gammill{{&}}Max Pross|May 4, 1995|108|Episode.jpg|FFF|Jerry plans to meet a super model at an airport club, but his assistant makes the trip a nightmare. Elaine says she will quit working for Mr. Pitt, but finds out that she's going to be in his will. George tries to prove to his boss that he is not a racist, when he says his boss looks like Sugar Ray Leonard. Kramer meets a rich Texan with whom he starts making bets.}}

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-'''Lomez''' is one of [[Cosmo Kramer]]’s friends. He talks about him a lot, but he is never seen or heard. He is an Orthodox Jew and his place of worship was a featured stop on Kramer's Peterman Reality bus tour. He appears to take a lot of time in the bathroom as shown when he spent a large amount of time in a porta potty.
+'''Lomez''' is one of [[Cosmo Kramer]]’s friends. He talks about him a lot, but he is never seen or heard. He is an Orthodox Jew and his place of worship was a featured stop on Kramer's Peterman Reality bus tour. He appears to take a lot of time in the bathroom, as shown in “[[The Betrayal]]”, when he spent a large amount of time in a Portapotty.
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 |Portrayed By = [[Lawrence Tierney]]}}'''Alton Benes''' is the father of [[Elaine Benes]], and a famous writer. Alton would have become a recurring character, but after [[Lawrence Tierney]] stole a knife from the set, the cast and crew became too terrified to bring him back.
 ==Fictional Biography==
-Alton fought in the Korean War, and once mention a friend of his he knew back in Korea whom was a tailgunner that "got his brains blown out all over the Pacific". Alton is also successful author, and wrote the book titled ''Fair Game''. He is married and had one daughter, Elaine. His career as an author may have been the inspiration for Elaine to grow up and work as an editor at [[Pendant Publishing]] and later as a writer for the [[J. Peterman]] [[J. Peterman Catalog|Catalog]]. Alton is a generally intimidating man, and often makes people uncomfortable with his angry demeanor. In “[[The Jacket]]”, Jerry and George met Alton, who proceeds to refer to [[George Costanza|George]] as "chorus boy" for his frequent singing of a song stuck in his head. He also compared [[Jerry Seinfeld (character)|Jerry]] to his tailgunner friend from Korea. He also causes Jerry to ruin his Jacket by not letting him turn it inside out for the snow. He also has an unusual quirk of believing everyone is gay. He also doesn't seem to respect Elaine's work, as he refers to Pendant Publishing as "those bastards".
+Alton fought in the Korean War, and once mention a friend of his he knew back in Korea whom was a tailgunner that "got his brains blown out all over the Pacific". Alton is also successful author, and wrote the book titled ''Fair Game''. He is married and has two daughters, Elaine and Gail. His career as an author may have been the inspiration for Elaine to grow up and work as an editor at [[Pendant Publishing]] and later as a writer for the [[J. Peterman]] [[J. Peterman Catalog|Catalog]]. Alton is a generally intimidating man, and often makes people uncomfortable with his angry demeanor. In “[[The Jacket]]”, Jerry and George met Alton, who proceeds to refer to [[George Costanza|George]] as "chorus boy" for his frequent singing of a song stuck in his head. He also compared [[Jerry Seinfeld (character)|Jerry]] to his tailgunner friend from Korea. He also causes Jerry to ruin his Jacket by not letting him turn it inside out for the snow. He also has an unusual quirk of believing everyone is gay. He also doesn't seem to respect Elaine's work, as he refers to Pendant Publishing as "those bastards".
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 ==Story==
 In "[[The Heart Attack]]", Kramer says that Sacamano went into hospital for a hernia operation, and due to malpractice, now sits by a window repeating "My name is Bob!" in a high-pitched voice.
 He is also said to have contracted rabies once and to have stayed with Kramer for a year and a half once after coming over for a visit.
-In "[[The Puerto Rican Day]]", Kramer mentions that Bob Sacamano made a fortune off of those paddles with the ball and the rubber band. Supposedly, he came up with the idea for the rubber band. Before that, people would just hit the ball, and it would fly away.
+In "[[The Fix-Up]]", Kramer reveals that Sacamano got a job at a condom factory. Kramer gets a large supply and gives a few to George. After George sleeps with Elaine's friend [[Cynthia]], Kramer tells George not to use the condoms, because they are defective. Cynthia later misses her period.
 When Kramer was running for condo president with Jerry's father, [[Morty]], they decided to bribe the voters with "Wizard" portable Electronic Organizers (ignorantly referred to by the condo tenants as "tip calculators"). It turns out that the models sourced from Bob Sacamano's father were poorly-made "Willard" imitations, thus precipitating their election defeat.
 There is also the "Bob Sacamano Story," in which Kramer is on the phone with Bob and realizes he has to return a pair of pants, so he goes down to the subway and it's taking too long. So, he sprints down the tunnel, but then trips and falls into a puddle, ruining the very pants he was about to return. When [[Elaine]] asks what he was going to wear on the way back, Kramer never realized that small detail, and when asked why it is called the "Bob Sacamano Story," Kramer responds that he was on the phone with him at the beginning of the story. Also, when hearing it, [[J. Peterman]] remarks that the story is a display of "perfect irony."
 In one episode of the series, Elaine Benes, [[George Costanza]], and Jerry, as well as Kramer were all invited to a party hosted by Sacamano.
 ==Trivia==
-According to series writer [[Larry Charles]], Bob Sacamano was a real-life friend. Shortly after Larry introduced the fictional Sacamano character in “The Heart Attack”, he and the real Sacamano had a falling-out.
+*According to series writer [[Larry Charles]], Bob Sacamano was a real-life friend. Shortly after Larry introduced the fictional Sacamano character in “The Heart Attack”, he and the real Sacamano had a falling-out.
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		+	==Episodes Written==
		+	“[[The Fix-Up]]”<br />
		+	“[[The Truth]]”<br />
		+	“[[The Cheever Letters]]” (story)
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 ==My Favorite Episodes==
-* [[The Cadillac]]
+* [[The Fusilli Jerry]]
-* [[The Bottle Deposit]]
+* [[The Calzone]]
-* [[The Maid]]
+* [[The Face Painter]]

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 '''Norman Brenner''' is an actor and stand-in. For ''[[Seinfeld]]'', he was the stand-in for [[Michael Richards]] ([[Cosmo Kramer|Kramer]]) for all nine seasons. However, he also had over 30 appearances as background characters in the show. Most are only visible in the background, and have simple names, such as "passerby". His appearances are documented on the DVDs and his web site, [http://wheresnorman.com wheresnorman.com].
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 ==Description==
-After being kicked in the head by [[Crazy Joe Davola]], [[Cosmo Kramer|Kramer]] has been acting weird ever since, and uttering gibberish (including "Yo-Yo Ma"), so [[Jerry Seinfeld|Jerry]] schedules him a doctor's appointment. Later, Jerry and [[George Costanza|George]] have a meeting with NBC about their new sitcom, ''[[Jerry (Pilot)|Jerry]]''. They are nervous once getting there, although [[Susan Ross|Susan]] has helped them out a bit by making the show sound more interesting. Meanwhile, [[Newman]] needs Kramer's help when he has gotten a speeding ticket but told the officer that he was just rushing to save his friend from committing suicide. Now it's the day of the trial, and Newman needs Kramer to pretend to be the friend. Kramer is forced to skip his appointment because of this. Meanwhile, NBC is very interested in ''Jerry'' and will contact them back. They head to the diner, where they think they see Crazy Joe Davola right outside the diner. They are very nervous and start to hide, but soon see an officer coming in. Jerry asks him if he can escort the two outside with him to make sure they are safe, but the officer makes them wait until he has eaten. Soon, Jerry is very frustrated and just keeps waiting. Meanwhile, the trial is heating up and is going well, as Newman makes up something about Kramer committing suicide because he failed his dream of becoming a banker, but it takes a turn for the worse when Kramer is called to the stand. He starts to act strange again, causing Newman to get furious and even physically injure him. Back at the diner, Jerry and George are still waiting until Kramer and Newman come in. It turns out that the two were waiting for nothing and leave upset.
+After being kicked in the head by [["Crazy" Joe Davola|Crazy Joe Davola]], [[Cosmo Kramer|Kramer]] has been acting weird ever since, and uttering gibberish (including "Yo-Yo Ma"), so [[Jerry Seinfeld|Jerry]] schedules him a doctor's appointment. Later, Jerry and [[George Costanza|George]] have a meeting with NBC about their new sitcom, ''[[Jerry (Pilot)|Jerry]]''. They are nervous once getting there, although [[Susan Ross|Susan]] has helped them out a bit by making the show sound more interesting. Meanwhile, [[Newman]] needs Kramer's help when he has gotten a speeding ticket but told the officer that he was just rushing to save his friend from committing suicide. Now it's the day of the trial, and Newman needs Kramer to pretend to be the friend. Kramer is forced to skip his appointment because of this. Meanwhile, NBC is very interested in ''Jerry'' and will contact them back. They head to the diner, where they think they see Crazy Joe Davola right outside the diner. They are very nervous and start to hide, but soon see an officer coming in. Jerry asks him if he can escort the two outside with him to make sure they are safe, but the officer makes them wait until he has eaten. Soon, Jerry is very frustrated and just keeps waiting. Meanwhile, the trial is heating up and is going well, as Newman makes up something about Kramer committing suicide because he failed his dream of becoming a banker, but it takes a turn for the worse when Kramer is called to the stand. He starts to act strange again, causing Newman to get furious and even physically injure him. Back at the diner, Jerry and George are still waiting until Kramer and Newman come in. It turns out that the two were waiting for nothing and leave upset.
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 Meanwhile, [[Elaine Benes]] convinces [[Jerry Seinfeld]] to apologize to [[Sandra]], a woman he offended, and they end up arranging to go on a date, but when he crosses the line when talking dirty, she storms out of his apartment.
-In the Rosses’ apartment, Jerry & George are there when a courier brings the "only remains" from the cabin fire. It turns out to be a box of letters between Susan's father and [[John Cheever]] detailing a gay love affair the two had sometime in the past. Susan reads part of a letter out loud that reveals very embarassing information. Her father rips the letters from her hands and says, “I loved him deeply, in a way you could never understand.” Jerry and George awkwardly exit.
+In the Rosses’ apartment, Jerry & George are there when a courier brings the "only remains" from the cabin fire. It turns out to be a box of letters between Susan's father and [[John Cheever]] detailing a gay love affair the two had sometime in the past. Susan reads part of a letter out loud that reveals very embarrassing information. Her father rips the letters from her hands and says, “I loved him deeply, in a way you could never understand.” Jerry and George awkwardly exit.
 [[Cosmo Kramer]] must find more Cuban cigars in order to be admitted to an exclusive golf club. To do this, he goes to the Cuban embassy, where they refuse to hand over the cigars until one of the diplomats notices Kramer's jacket. Kramer is later seen with the diplomats about to go golfing.

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-'''Pamela Brull''' is an actress. She only appeared once, in “[[The Seinfeld Chronicles]]”. She was [[Laura]].
+'''Pamela Brull''' is an actress. She only appeared once, in “[[The Seinfeld Chronicles]]”. She was [[Laura (The Seinfeld Chronicles)|Laura]].
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 == Plot ==
 [[File:Pilot_1_title.jpg|thumb|left|Title Card (''Note:'' The show was originally entitled ''The Seinfeld Chronicles'')]]
-The series opens with [[Jerry Seinfeld]] and [[George Costanza]] at [[Pete's Luncheonette]], debating the placement of one of George's shirt buttons. The waitress, [[Claire (The Seinfeld Chronicles)|Claire]], pours each of them a cup of coffee. George frets about whether Claire is giving him regular or decaffeinated coffee, saying he does not want caffeine in it. Claire later, to annoy him, implies that she gave him regular. Jerry then tells George about a woman he met in Lansing, Michigan, named [[Laura]], who is coming to New York. Jerry wonders if she has romantic intentions. The two continue to talk about her after they leave Pete’s and go to [[Laundromat|the laundry]].
+The series opens with [[Jerry Seinfeld]] and [[George Costanza]] at [[Pete's Luncheonette]], debating the placement of one of George's shirt buttons. The waitress, [[Claire (The Seinfeld Chronicles)|Claire]], pours each of them a cup of coffee. George frets about whether Claire is giving him regular or decaffeinated coffee, saying he does not want caffeine in it. Claire later, to annoy him, implies that she gave him regular. Jerry then tells George about a woman he met in Lansing, Michigan, named [[Laura (The Seinfeld Chronicles)|Laura]], who is coming to New York. Jerry wonders if she has romantic intentions. The two continue to talk about her after they leave Pete’s and go to [[Laundromat|the laundry]].
 The next evening, Jerry tells his neighbor Kessler [[File:Vlcsnap-2001-01-01-03h25m38s96.png|thumb|200px|The original apartment.]](who in all future episodes is known as [[Cosmo Kramer |Kramer]]) that he thinks he misunderstood the situation with Laura. Jerry then receives a telephone call from Laura, who asks if she can stay overnight at [[Jerry's Apartment|his apartment]]. Jerry invites her, but is still unsure whether or not her visit is intended to be romantic. George and Jerry continue to debate the issue, with Jerry determined to find the true nature of her visit.