|First Appearance||"The Pledge Drive"|
|Last Appearance||"The Chinese Woman"|
|Occupation||Soldier in the Army|
|Portrayed By||Kelly Coffield|
Noreen (played by Kelly Coffield, In Living Color): A friend of Elaine's who dated Dan, the high talker. Elaine continuously destroyed Noreen's life until Kramer intervened and urged her to return to the military and the two eventually got into a romantic relationship. After not getting her period she feared the worst and told Kramer over the phone, who becomes incredibly happy for having apparently impregnated her and tells everyone about it. She attempted to commit suicide soon after, but Frank Costanza's lawyer (played by Larry David) stopped her. It is unknown if she was actually pregnant.