|Family|| Wife: Carol|
Son: Adam (The Ugly Baby)
Son: Unnamed son
|First Appearance||"The Hamptons"|
|Last Appearance||"The Hamptons"|
|Portrayed By||Mark L. Taylor|
It is revealed that his father worked as a lobster fisherman who would come home every day stinking of brine just to support his family. He reports Kramer to the authorities when a government lobster trap is cleared out by him.