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The following is an episode list for the NBC sitcom, Seinfeld. In total, there are 180 episodes, including the pilot. However, if one-hour episodes are counted as whole episodes and not as two 30-minute parts, the total is 172 episodes.

The following list is arranged in the order the episodes were broadcast (as opposed to production order).

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Season One: 1989-1990

Main article: Season One
# Title Directed By
Written By
Air Date
1 The Seinfeld Chronicles "The Seinfeld Chronicles" Art Wolff
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
July 5, 1989
When Jerry gets a phone call from a woman he met out of town, "Kessler" (known as Kramer in all later episodes) and George weigh in on the situation.
2 The Stakeout "The Stake Out" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
May 31, 1990
Jerry meets a woman at a party but only finds out where she works leading Jerry and George to "stake" her out at her building.
3 The Robbery "The Robbery" Tom Cherones
Matt Goldman
June 7, 1990
Jerry is robbed after Kramer leaves the door open causing Jerry to find a new apartment which George becomes jealous of.
4 Male-Unbonding "Male Unbonding" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
June 14, 1990
Jerry tries to end a friendship with a childhood friend with a little help from his ex-girlfriend, Elaine Benes. Kramer wants to open a make-your-own pizza shop.
5 The Stock Tip "The Stock Tip" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
June 21, 1990
George gets a stellar stock tip which he advises Jerry to invest in. Jerry goes on a official first date with Vanessa.

Season Two: 1991

Main article: Season Two
# Title Directed By
Written By
Air Date
1 21-the-ex-girlfriend "The Ex-Girlfriend" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Jan. 23, 1991
Jerry begins seeing George's ex-girlfriend, Marlene, whom George finds altogether annoying. Marlene then breaks up with Jerry after seeing his act.
2 Episode "The Pony Remark" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Jan. 30, 1991
Jerry makes an off-color remark at an aunt's dinner which subsequently leads to her death.
3 The Jacket "The Jacket" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Feb. 6, 1991
Jerry wears an expensive jacket when he meets Elaine's father, but an argument ensues when Jerry is reluctant to wear the jacket during a snowfall.
4 The Phone Message "The Phone Message" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Feb. 13, 1991
George leaves several nasty messages on a girlfriend's answering machine, forcing him and Jerry to go to her apartment to steal the tape.
5 Episode "The Apartment" Tom Cherones
Peter Mehlman
April 4, 1991
Jerry finds Elaine an apartment in his building but tries to stop her from moving in when he realizes the downside to their living in the same building.
6 S2E06 The Statue "The Statue" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
April 11, 1991
Jerry has his apartment cleaned by the boyfriend of Elaine's client and later learns that the housekeeper stole a valuable statue.
7 Episode "The Revenge" Tom Cherones
Larry David
April 18, 1991
George quits his job after tiring of his demanding boss; he immediately regrets his decision and tries to get his job back, undertaking an act of revenge on his erstwhile employer.
8 Heart Attack "The Heart Attack" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
April 25, 1991
George thinks he is having a heart attack but actually needs a tonsillectomy, leading Kramer to recommend a holistic healer as a cheaper alternative.
9 Episode "The Deal" Tom Cherones
Larry David
May 2, 1991
Elaine and Jerry renew their sexual relationship after coming across a soft-core pornographic film, but they set ground rules for their future escapades.
10 Seinfeld baby shower "The Baby Shower" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
May 16, 1991
Elaine holds a baby shower for a friend at Jerry's apartment. Meanwhile, Kramer tries to convince Jerry to pirate cable television.
11 Episode "The Chinese Restaurant" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
May 23, 1991
Jerry, George and Elaine decide to get dinner without reservations at a Chinese restaurant before seeing a movie but are repeatedly stymied by the maître d'.
12 The Busboy "The Busboy" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
June 26, 1991
At dinner, George takes the blame after a busboy gets fired, while Elaine faces having her boyfriend live with her for a week.

Season Three: 1991–1992

Main article: Season Three
# Title Directed By
Written By
Air Date
1 The Note "The Note" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Sept. 18, 1991
Jerry, George, and Elaine get free massage therapy; after a session with a masseur, George questions his sexuality.
2 Episode "The Truth" David Steinberg
Elaine Pope
Sept. 25, 1991
George tells his ex-girlfriend the truth about why he ended their relationship; as a result, she checks herself into a mental institution. While Kramer is dating Elaine's roommate, Kramer sees Elaine naked.
3 Episode "The Pen" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Oct. 2, 1991
Jerry and Elaine fly to Florida to visit Jerry's parents. While there, Jerry has a scuba accident and Elaine suffers an uncomfortable night on their couch.
4 Episode "The Dog" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Oct. 9, 1991
Jerry gets stuck watching a disobedient dog; meanwhile, George and Elaine realize they don't have a lot in common without Jerry around.
5 Bookman "The Library" Joshua White
Larry Charles
Oct. 16, 1991
Jerry and George recall their high school years when Jerry learns that a library book he checked out in 1971 is overdue.
6 Episode "The Parking Garage" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Oct. 30, 1991
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer get lost in a mall parking garage after shopping for an air conditioner.
7 Episode "The Cafe" Tom Cherones
Tom Leopold
Nov. 6, 1991
Jerry offers his patronage to an empty restaurant and convinces the owner to re-style his menu and decor. Elaine takes an IQ test for George.
8 Episode "The Tape" David Steinberg
Larry David & Bob Shaw & Don McEnery
Nov. 13, 1991
George orders a baldness remedy from China. Elaine anonymously leaves an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder.
9 Episode "The Nose Job" Tom Cherones
Peter Mehlman
Nov. 20, 1991
Kramer encourages George's new girlfriend to get a rhinoplasty. Jerry is conflicted about his relationship with an actress whom he finds beautiful but with whom he has nothing in common.
10 Episode "The Stranded" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Nov. 27, 1991
George strands Jerry and Elaine at a party, leaving them to wait for a very tardy Kramer.
11 Episode "The Alternate Side" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Bill Masters
Dec. 4, 1991
George takes a job moving cars from side of the street to the other. Elaine cares for her 66-year-old boyfriend. Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film, popularizing the expression, "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
12 Episode "The Red Dot" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Dec. 11, 1991
Elaine gets George a job at a publishing company; to repay her, he buys her an ostensibly expensive cashmere sweater that has a minor flaw. Jerry inadvertently reintroduces Elaine's boyfriend, a recovering alcoholic, to liquor.
13 Episode "The Subway" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
Jan. 8, 1992
Each of the four principal characters has a unique experience during a subway ride. Jerry befriends an overweight nudist, George meets an enchanting woman and misses a job interview, Kramer gets a horse racing tip, and Elaine misses a lesbian wedding she was to attend.
14 Episode "The Pez Dispenser" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Jan. 15, 1992
Jerry's Pez dispenser causes Elaine to laugh loudly at a piano recital given by George's girlfriend. Kramer creates a cologne that smells of the beach.
15 Episode "The Suicide" Tom Cherones
Tom Leopold
Jan. 29, 1992
After a neighbor attempts suicide, Jerry visits him at the hospital and becomes attracted to the man's girlfriend. Elaine, having been ordered to fast three days prior to an X-ray, develops a ravenous appetite.
16 Episode "The Parking Space" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Greg Daniels
Feb. 4, 1992
George and another driver quarrel over a parking space, leading to an all-night faceoff during which sundry neighborhood residents express their views on parking etiquette.
17 Episode "The Fix-Up" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles & Elaine Pope
Feb. 5, 1992
Jerry and Elaine set George up on a blind date with Elaine's friend Cynthia. Kramer fears that a condom may have been ineffective.
18 125px "The Boyfriend" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Larry Levin
Feb. 12, 1992
Jerry befriends Keith Hernandez after he meets the latter at the health club. Kramer recounts an incident in which Newman and he were spat on during a New York Mets game. Jerry becomes jealous when Keith Hernandez begins dating Elaine. George comes up with a scheme to collect unemployment. The spitting incident is revisited, and a "second spitter" theory, à la Kennedy assassination is discussed.
19 Episode "The Limo" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
Feb. 26, 1992
Jerry and George board a limousine intended for other passengers. They invite Kramer and Elaine to join them but later learn that the intended riders were neo-Nazis, for whom they have been mistaken.
20 Episode "The Good Samaritan" Jason Alexander
Peter Mehlman
March 4, 1992
Jerry trails a hit-and-run driver but is attracted to her and begins dating her; he later learns her victim was a longtime quarry and dates the latter as well. Kramer begins having seizures whenever he hears Mary Hart's voice.
21 Episode "The Letter" Tom Cherones
Larry David
March 25, 1992
Jerry learns that his new artist friend, from whom George has been forced to buy a painting, plagiarized a letter to keep him from breaking up with her. Elaine refuses to remove her Baltimore Orioles cap during a New York Yankees game.
22 Episode "The Keys" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
May 6, 1992
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. As George, Elaine, and Jerry exchange spare key privileges, Jerry and George learn that Elaine is secretly writing a Murphy Brown script; Kramer, later, is hired to play Brown's secretary.

Season Four: 1992-1993

Main article: Season Four
# Title Directed By
Written By
Air Date
41 Episode "The Trip, Part 1" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
Aug. 12, 1992
When Jerry is asked to come on The Tonight Show in Los Angeles, George accompanies him to look for Kramer.
42 Seinfeld episode041 337x233 040420061508 "The Trip, Part 2" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
Aug. 19, 1992
Kramer gets in trouble when he is mistaken for a serial killer. The three then travel back to New York after Kramer is found innocent.
43 Episode "The Pitch" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Sept. 16, 1992
NBC executives approach Jerry and George to write a pilot for a sitcom. Crazy Joe Davola starts to stalk both Jerry and Kramer.
3 Episode "The Ticket" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
Sept. 16, 1992
Newman uses Kramer as his witness after he refuses to pay for a speeding ticket.
4 Episode "The Wallet" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Sept. 23, 1992
Jerry is asked to explain to his parents why he does not wear the watch they gave him. Morty thinks his wallet is stolen out of the doctor's office.
5 Episode "The Watch" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Sept. 30, 1992
Jerry tries to buy his watch back from Uncle Leo while George tries to get the NBC deal back on. Elaine tries to plan a break up from her therapist with Kramer's help.
6 The Bubble Boy attacking George "The Bubble Boy" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Larry Charles
Oct. 7, 1992
Jerry agrees to visit a bubble boy on the way up to Susan's father's cabin but when Jerry gets lost with Elaine, George and Susan visit the bubble boy instead.
7 Episode "The Cheever Letters" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Oct. 28, 1992
Jerry offends Elaine's assistant. Kramer makes a contact for Cuban cigars. A box of letters from John Cheever is all that remains after Susan's father's cabin burns down.
8 Episode "The Opera" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
Nov. 4, 1992
Elaine realizes her boyfriend is actually Crazy Joe Davola. Then she, George and Jerry endure a night at the opera with a group of clowns.
9 Episode "The Virgin" Tom Cherones
Peter Mehlman
Nov. 11, 1992
Jerry discovers the woman he is dating is a virgin. Kramer continues to harass Jerry and George when they are trying to write a teleplay for their pilot.
10 Episode "The Contest" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Nov. 18, 1992
George is caught masturbating by his mother causing a contest between the four of them to see who can go without "it" the longest. Elaine meets John F. Kennedy, Jr. George's mother is hospitalized and Jerry's girlfriend Marla wants to have sex which he has to prevent.
11 Episode "The Airport" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
Nov. 25, 1992
Jerry and Elaine experience the differences of travelling in first class and coach. George and Kramer try to get to two airports after a flight is switched.
12 Episode "The Pick" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
Dec. 16, 1992
Jerry is caught picking his nose by his new model girlfriend. Elaine sends a revealing Christmas card out.
13 Episode "The Movie" Tom Cherones
Steve Skrovan &
Bill Masters & John Hayman
Jan. 6, 1993
Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer keep missing each other when trying to meet for a movie.
14 Episode "The Visa" Tom Cherones
Peter Mehlman
Jan. 27, 1993
Jerry's attempts to get Babu Bhatt from being deported turn out unsuccessful. Elaine tries to get George's attorney girlfriend to drop a lawsuit.
15 Episode "The Shoes" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Feb. 4, 1993
Jerry and George lose their privileges at the pilot after Jerry and George sneak a look at the executive's daughter's cleavage. Elaine then tries to fix the mess.
16 Episode "The Outing" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
Feb. 11, 1993
Jerry and George are mistaken for being homosexual by a college reporter and are outed.
17 Sid Fields "The Old Man" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
Feb. 18, 1993
Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to spend time with senior citizens.
18 Episode "The Implant" Tom Cherones
Peter Mehlman
Feb.. 25, 1993
Jerry sends Elaine to find out if his new girlfriend Sidra's breasts are natural or implants. George double dips a chip at a funeral repast.
19 Episode "The Junior Mint" Tom Cherones
Andy Robin
March 18, 1993
Jerry is puzzled after he cannot remember the name of his girlfriend. Kramer drops a junior mint in the air during a surgery for Elaine's boyfriend.
20 Episode "The Smelly Car" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Peter Mehlman
April 15, 1993
A valet with bad body odor stinks up Jerry's car and anyone who comes in contact with him. George believes he drew Susan to become a lesbian.
21 Episode "The Handicap Spot" Tom Cherones
Larry David
May 13, 1993
George parks his father's car in a handicap spot causing controversy when an angry mob destroys it. Elaine and Jerry buy a television as a wedding gift for "The Drake" but when the wedding is called off his fianceè.
22 Episode "The Pilot" Tom Cherones
Larry David
May 20, 1993
Jerry and George begin casting for their pilot, Jerry which is finally ready. George is upset over the casting of his alter ego. The NBC executive Russell becomes obsessed with Elaine. Jerry and George prepare for the taping of Jerry and each of the real life personas give tips to their TV alter egos. Elaine wears a disguise to hide from Russell. Kramer suffers bowel problems.

Season Five: 1993-1994

Main article: Season Five
# Title Directed By
Written By
Air Date
1 The Mango "The Mango" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Lawrence H. Levy
Sept. 16, 1993
George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below "the equator" when he thinks that his girlfriend is "faking" it. Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms. Kramer gets banned from his favorite fruit shop.
2 The Puffy Shirt "The Puffy Shirt" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Sept. 23, 1993
George gets a job as a hand model and becomes obsessed with keeping his hands safe. Kramer's girlfriend asks Jerry to wear one of her new puffy pirate shirts on a Today Show appearance he is making.
3 Episode "The Glasses" Tom Cherones
Tom Gammill & Max Pross
Sept. 30, 1993
Elaine gets bitten by a dog and becomes afraid of them. While not wearing his glasses, George thinks he sees Jerry's girlfriend kissing Jerry's cousin and Jerry tries to figure out if it's true.
4 Episode "The Sniffing Accountant" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Oct. 7, 1993
George's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points to Jerry's accountant being a drug user. So Jerry, Kramer and Newman set out to find out the truth. Elaine's new boyfriend is perfect except for his use of an exclamation point.
5 Episode "The Bris" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
Oct. 14, 1993
George gets a great parking spot that becomes a target. Kramer thinks he has discovered a genetic engineering experiment, a "pig man". Elaine and Jerry are nervous agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn and also hold the baby during circumcision and getting a Mohel.
6 Episode "The Lip Reader" Tom Cherones
Carol Leifer
Oct. 28, 1993
Jerry dates a deaf U.S. Open line judge. Elaine cannot communicate with a limo driver. George wants to use Jerry's girlfriend to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend to find out what she is saying about him. Kramer becomes a ball man at the Open, when Monica Seles returns to tennis.
7 Episode "The Non-Fat Yogurt" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Nov. 4, 1993
Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop, when they gain weight. Jerry accidentally uses the word "fuck" in front of Marydeth's son Matthew, who also begins using the word. George meets his old "friend" Lloyd Braun, whome Elaine begins dating and gives an idea for David Dinkins' mayoral campaign. Kramer's date with a lab technician results in strange test results for Rudy Giuliani.
8 Episode "The Barber" Tom Cherones
Andy Robin
Nov. 11, 1993
George is uncertain about whether his job interview was successful or not, so he decides to go into the office and act like an employee while the boss is on vacation. Jerry is reluctant to dump his barber when he is given a real bad haircut.
9 Episode "The Masseuse" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
Nov. 18, 1993
Elaine meets a man who's name is the same as a notorious serial killer. Jerry can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage. George is obsessed when Jerry's girlfriend doesn't like him.
10 Episode "The Cigar Store Indian" Tom Cherones
Tom Gammill & Max Pross
Dec. 9, 1993
Jerry helps George out with a coffee table stain and makes Elaine take the subway home with a TV Guide in hand. While on the train Elaine meets a strange man obsessed with television. George meets a woman at a refinishing store and passes off his parent's home as his. Jerry presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering. Kramer has an idea for a coffee table book.
11 Episode "The Conversion" Tom Cherones
Bruce Kirschbaum
Dec. 16, 1993
George converts to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and fakes an illness until he can figure out what the cream is used for. Elaine dates a podiatrist. Kramer meets a Nun at George's church who becomes infatuated with him.
12 Episode "The Stall" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
Jan. 6, 1994
A woman in a toilet stall refuses to give Elaine a piece of toilet paper. The woman turns out to be Jerry's girlfriend whose voice Kramer recognizes from a telephone sex line. Elaine's boyfriend, whose face she just loves, takes George & Kramer rock climbing. After his accident, Elaine isn't sure his face will be the same.
13 Episode "The Dinner Party" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Feb. 3, 1994
The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party. Jerry and Elaine stop at a bakery to get a babka, but they forget to take a number. Kramer and George try to get wine but must get change for a $100 dollar bill and wait for a double-parker to return to his car.
14 Episode "The Marine Biologist" Tom Cherones
LRon Hague & Charlie Rubin
Feb. 10, 1994
Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry says is now a "marine biologist." An Russian writer tosses an Elaine's electronic organizer out of a limousine that hits a woman in the head and sends her to hospital. Kramer takes up hitting golf balls into the ocean. George is called on to use his marine biology skills to save a whale.
15 Episode "The Pie" Tom Cherones
Tom Gammill & Max Pross
Feb. 17, 1994
Jerry's girlfriend Audrey won't share a piece of pie with him. There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she inquires into where it came from. George is interested in a suit that he makes an enemy over. Kramer has an itch. George's new suit makes a noise.
16 Episode "The Stand In" Tom Cherones
Larry David
Feb. 25, 1994
Kramer asks a midget into getting lifts, to keep his job. Jerry visits a friend, who's in need of a good laugh, at the hospital. George and his girlfriend have nothing to say to each other, he wants to break up, but won't when he finds out she is being urged to break it off. One of Jerry's friends "takes it out" while on a date with Elaine.
17 Episode "The Wife" Tom Cherones
Peter Mehlman
March 17, 1994
Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount. George pees in a health club shower and is afraid of being turned in after being seen. Elaine is getting mixed signals from a male friend who may be interested. Kramer's getting ready to impress his girlfriend's parents.
18 Episode "The Raincoats" Tom Cherones
Tom Gammill & Max Pross &
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
April 28, 1994
Jerry's parents stay with him while they wait to go to Paris. George tries to get out of a big brother program. Elaine's latest boyfriend is a "close talker" who has a strange fascination with the Seinfelds. Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father Morty to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing. Jerry Seinfeld Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone at a movie, Schindler's List, they don't see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the shipment of the raincoats will make the Seinfelds miss their flight to France; George uses this as an opportunity to get his "little" brother back to his father.
19 Episode "The Fire" Tom Cherones
Larry Charles
May 5, 1994
Kramer brings his girlfriend to one of Jerry's shows, where she heckles him relentlessly. George's girlfriend's apartment catches on fire during her son's birthday party. Jerry gets revenge by heckling the woman at work and she severs her toe. Kramer finds the toe, takes a bus to the hospital and saves the passengers from a gunman. George tries to confront his feelings of cowardice.
20 Episode "The Hamptons" Tom Cherones
Peter Mehlman & Carol Leifer
May 12, 1994
Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer visit a house in the Hamptons. George has a bout with "shrinkage," Kramer steals lobsters, and Elaine is called "breathtaking" by a handsome doctor.
21 Episode "The Opposite" Tom Cherones
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
May 19, 1994
George does the opposite of everything, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents house. Elaine starts seeing bad luck after she buys a box of "Jujyfruits." Kramer appears on Regis & Kathie Lee to promote his coffee table book. Elaine's eating of "Jujyfruits" causes Pendant Publishing to go under, and later she realizes that she and George have traded places.

Season Six: 1994-1995

Main article: Season Six
# Title Directed By
Written By
Air Date
1 Episode "The Chaperone" Andy Ackerman
Larry David & Bill Masters & Bob Shaw
September 22, 1994
Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island. Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. Elaine tries to get a job at Doubleday. George decides that the Yankees need to change their uniforms from polyester to cotton.
2 Episode "The Big Salad" Andy Ackerman
Larry David
September 29, 1994
Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil (the Rollomeck 1000 Mechanical Pencil). George and his girlfriend pick up a "Big Salad" for Elaine. Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf.
3 Episode "The Pledge Drive" Andy Ackerman
Tom Gammill & Max Pross
October 6, 1994
Mr. Pitt eats his Snickers bar with a knife and fork. Jerry gets caught throwing away a thank you card. Jerry cashes some old birthday checks from his grandmother. Jerry's working a PBS pledge drive and gets George to bring a Yankee to appear with him.
4 Episode "The Chinese Woman" Andy Ackerman
Peter Mehlman
October 13, 1994
Jerry and Elaine see George's father with a man in a cape but doesn't say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman, Donna Chang on George's phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her but learns she isn't Chinese. Kramer goes to a fertility clinic. Elaine ruins her friend Noreen's latest romance with a long talker. George's life is made miserable when his parents separate.
5 Episode "The Couch" Andy Ackerman
Larry David
October 27, 1994
Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry's new couch. Kramer plans to start a pizza business with Poppie. George joins a book club, but tries to rent the movie. Jerry and Elaine's discussion of the abortion issue causes trouble for Poppie, Elaine's relationship & Jerry's new couch. George spends the evening with the family that has rented the film.
6 Episode "The Gymnast" Andy Ackerman
Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer
November 3, 1994
Jerry dates a Romanian Olympic gymnast. Jerry and Kramer find out about one of George's bathroom habits. Kramer passes a kidney stone. George is caught acting homeless. Mr. Pitt becomes obsessed with finding the image in a 3-D painting.
7 Episode "The Soup" Andy Ackerman
Fred Stoller
November 10, 1994
Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from Kenny Bania, an obnoxious comedian. George goes for a walk with a waitress from Monk's. After his kidney stone, Kramer decides to eat only fresh foods.
8 Episode "The Mom and Pop Store" Andy Ackerman
Tom Gammill & Max Pross
November 17, 1994
A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible once owned by "Jon Voight." Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business, but his good intentions affect Jerry in a big way. Elaine wins tickets for Mr. Pitt, who's always wanted to participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
9 Episode "The Secretary" David Owen Trainor
Carol Leifer & Marjorie Gross
December 8, 1994
Jerry confronts his dry cleaner. George passes over hiring an attractive secretary for a less attractive one. Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number. Elaine tries to buy a dress, but is unsatisfied with the size of the mirrors in the store.
10 Episode "The Race" Andy Ackerman
Tom Gammill & Max Pross & Larry David & Sam Kass
December 15, 1994
Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race. Elaine is put on a "blacklist" and finds out her boyfriend is a Communist. George responds to a personal ad in a Communist newspaper. Kramer becomes a department store Santa.
11 Episode "The Switch" Andy Ackerman
Bruce Kirschbaum & Sam Kass
January 5, 1995
Elaine lets a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt's tennis racket. Jerry's girlfriend never laughs. George's model girlfriend may be bulimic. Kramer's first name is revealed, Cosmo. Kramer begins to use his first name.
12 Episode "The Label Maker" Andy Ackerman
Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer
January 19, 1995
Elaine and Jerry think Tim Whatley is a "re-gifter". George convinces his girlfriend to get her male roommate to move out. Kramer takes playing a game of Risk against Newman seriously.
13 Episode "The Scofflaw" Andy Ackerman
Peter Mehlman
January 26, 1995
George meets an old friend who's spent the last few months undergoing chemotherapy. Kramer calls a litterbug "a pig" near a cop. Kramer asks Elaine where her old boyfriend got his glasses. George gets a toupee.
14 Episode "The Highlights of 100" Andy Ackerman
Peter Mehlman
February 2, 1995
Jerry introduces highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing." Jerry introduces highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing."
15 Episode "The Beard" Andy Ackerman
Carol Leifer
February 9, 1995
Elaine tries to convert a gay man. George discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with, is bald. Kramer begins standing in police lineups for $50 a lineup. Jerry begins to date a cop, but she wants him to take a lie detector test about Melrose Place.
16 Episode "The Kiss Hello" Andy Ackerman
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
February 16, 1995
Elaine's friend has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine want Kramer to comment on. Jerry's grandmother wants him to open a ketchup bottle. Kramer puts tenant pictures up in the lobby. George gets his arm looked at. Elaine injures her shoulder carrying equipment home, and can't get any complementary treatment by her friend who is a physiotherapist.
17 Episode "The Doorman" Andy Ackerman
Tom Gammill & Max Pross
February 23, 1995
The doorman in Mr. Pitt's building, causes trouble for Jerry. Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. George's father is living with him. Kramer develops a new undergarment for males. Jerry offers his soiled couch to replace the one that was stolen while he was "on duty."
18 Episode "The Jimmy" Andy Ackerman
Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin
March 16, 1995
The guys play a game of basketball with "the Jimmy". Jerry discovers they carry Penthouse in a dental office waiting room. Elaine gets tickets to a benefit for AMCA featuring Mel Torme, the "Velvet Fog." Elaine tries to meet a handsome guy at the gym, but instead talks with "the Jimmy," who makes the date for himself. Kramer has a visit to the dentist complete with Novocain.
19 Episode "The Doodle" Andy Ackerman
Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer
April 6, 1995
Jerry finds out he was eating pecans that were in his girlfriend's mouth. George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Kramer is eating some tasty peaches that come in season for two weeks every year. Fleas force Jerry and his parents out his apartment. Elaine has an interview with a publisher. Elaine must go into Jerry's fumigated apartment to get an unpublished manuscript, but Kramer loses his sense of taste. George finds out that his girlfriend really doesn't care what he looks like.
20 Assman plate "The Fusilli Jerry" Andy Ackerman
Marjorie Gross
April 27, 1995
Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN." Jerry finds out his mechanic used his "move" on Elaine while making love to her. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta.
21 Episode "The Diplomat's Club" Andy Ackerman
Tom Gammill & Max Pross
May 4, 1995
Jerry plans to meet a super model at an airport club, but his assistant makes the trip a nightmare. Elaine says she will quit working for Mr. Pitt, but finds out that she's going to be in his will. George tries to prove to his boss that he is not a racist, when he says his boss looks like Sugar Ray Leonard. Kramer meets a rich Texan with whom he starts making bets.
22 Face Painter "The Face Painter" Andy Ackerman
Larry David
May 11, 1995
Elaine's boyfriend David Puddy paints his face and his behavior at a hockey game makes a priest believes he has seen the devil. A monkey throws a banana peel at Kramer. George tries to tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Jerry refuses to give the "necessary" follow-up courtesy thank you for the hockey tickets.
23 Episode "The Understudy" Andy Ackerman
Marjorie Gross & Carol Leifer
May 18, 1995
George and Jerry are suspected of deliberately injuring Bette Midler during a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend a chance to perform. Kramer becomes Bette's personal assistant. Elaine gets George's father to translate for her when she suspects that her manicurist has made some obvious snide remarks in a foreign tongue. Elaine meets J. Peterman, and gets herself a new job.

Season Seven: 1995-1996

Main article: Season Seven
# Title Directed By
Written By
Air Date
1 Episode "The Engagement" Andy Ackerman
Larry David
September 21, 1995
Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a nearby constantly barking dog. Kramer, Newman and Elaine commit a dognapping and take the dog far out of the city. George gets back with Susan Ross, his former girlfriend from NBC; he asks her to marry him. Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend again.
2 ThePostponement "The Postponement" Andy Ackerman
Larry David
September 28, 1995
Elaine's dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramer's involvement in the dognapping worries him. George decides he wants to postpone the engagement. Kramer and Jerry try to see Plan 9 From Outer Space, Kramer sneaks in gourmet coffee, spills it and his lawyer (Jackie Chiles) says he has a case.
3 TheMaestro "The Maestro" Andy Ackerman
Larry David
October 6, 1995
George decides that he needs to help a security guard that works at Susan's uncle's store. Elaine begins dating the "Maestro." Kramer gets an out-of-court settlement that nets him free coffee at any location around the world. Jerry asks Poppy about Tuscany and is referred to Poppy's cousin, who makes him an offer he can't refuse.
4 Episode "The Wink" Andy Ackerman
Tom Gammill & Max Pross
October 12, 1995
Elaine dates the man from her wake-up service. A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry's breakfast, gets into George's eye and causes problems for him when his winks keep getting misinterpreted. Jerry's healthy diet conflicts with his dating of Elaine's cousin. Kramer promises a sick boy that Yankee Paul O'Neill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on George's wink.
5 Episode "The Hot Tub" Andy Ackerman
Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin
October 26, 1995
George picks up a bad habit from some visiting Astros representatives. During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has an out of country runner as her house guest. The runner had overslept and missed the big race at the last Olympics and Jerry obsesses with ensuring that it doesn't happen again. Kramer installs a hot tub in his apartment.
6 TheSoupNazi "The Soup Nazi" Andy Ackerman
Spike Feresten
November 2, 1995
Elaine finds an antique armoire she wants. George makes a mistake while trying to get his soup from the "Soup Nazi." George and Elaine discuss how annoyed they are by Jerry's sweet-talking with his current girlfriend, especially their calling each other "Schmoopie". Elaine makes an ordering error in front of the "Soup Nazi," and is banned for a year. Susan appreciates that George is finally showing his feelings in public.
7 TheSecretCode "The Secret Code" Andy Ackerman
Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer
November 9, 1995
George refuses to tell his ATM code ("Bosco") to Susan. Elaine dates an amnesiac. Leapin' Larry, wants Jerry to do spots for his store, but he is angered when he thinks Jerry is doing an impression of him when his foot falls asleep. Kramer gets an emergency band scanner and decides to help at the New York Fire Department. Elaine doesn't want to go on a date with her boss, J. Peterman, so she leaves Jerry and George at the restaurant. George's code is needed in a life or death situation.
8 Episode "The Pool Guy" Andy Ackerman
David Mandel
November 16, 1995
Elaine befriends Susan. Jerry meets his pool guy outside a movie, and then he can't get rid of him. George is worried by Elaine wanting to get to know Susan. Kramer's new phone number is similar to a film information line. When Kramer keeps getting wrong numbers, he begins giving out the information for movie show times a la "Moviefone".
9 Episode "The Sponge" Andy Ackerman
Peter Mehlman
December 7, 1995
Jerry gets a girl's number on Kramer's AIDS walk list. Elaine must decide whether her current boyfriend is "spongeworthy." George tells Susan the secret of the size of Jerry's jeans. George is "out of the loop." Kramer refuses to "wear an AIDS ribbon."
10 Episode "The Gum" Andy Ackerman
Tom Gammill & Max Pross
December 14, 1995
Kramer is active in the re-opening of an old movie theater. George's friend Lloyd Braun has a pack of Chinese gum that Kramer insists everyone tries. Elaine accidentally "reveals herself" to Lloyd. Jerry must wear glasses while around Lloyd. George's girlfriend Deena thinks he is showing signs of being on the verge of a breakdown.
11 Episode "The Rye" Andy Ackerman
Carol Leifer
January 4, 1996
Elaine dates a jazz saxophonist. Jerry tells one of the band members the saxophonist and Elaine are "hot and heavy." Susan's parents meet and have dinner with the Costanzas for the first time. Both families obsess over a loaf of rye bread that wasn't served with the meal, which Frank takes back home. Kramer takes over a friend's horse-drawn carriage for a week and feeds the horse Beef-a-Reeno.
12 Episode "The Caddy" Andy Ackerman
Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin
January 25, 1996
Kramer befriends a caddy, who helps him to improve his golf game and offer his other advice. When George leaves his car at work, Wilhelm and Steinbrenner thinks he's been working extra hard. Elaine meets Sue Ellen Mischke, an old high-school friend who is now an heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune and a "braless wonder". Kramer and Elaine take her rival to court and only Jerry may stand in the way.
13 Episode "The Seven" Andy Ackerman
Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer
February 1, 1996
Elaine strains her neck trying to get a bike down from the wall. In pain she promises the bike to whoever fixes her neck. Kramer saves the day and wants the bike. George is angry when Susan's cousin chooses to name her baby with the name he planned to give his first offspring. Kramer works out an arrangement with Jerry to keep track of what he takes from Jerry's kitchen. Jerry girlfriend's always wears the same dress.
14 Episode "The Cadillac" Andy Ackerman
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
February 8, 1996
Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac Kramer finds out how much money Jerry. Elaine becomes infatuated with Jerry as a result. The cable company wants to see Kramer and he beings to attempt to get revenge on them. George reconsiders his engagement when one of Elaine's friends tells him that she could have set him up with actress, Marisa Tomei. Jack Klompus accuses Morty of embezzling funds to pay for his new Cadillac.

Kramer continues to mess with the cable guy. George's obsession with Marisa Tomei makes Susan suspicious. Elaine gets George Marisa's phone number and now he needs her for an alibi involving her "boyfriend" Art Vandelay. Morty's ace in the hole, to keep him from impeachment, is the woman that Jerry stole the marble rye from. Susan thinks George is having an affair with Elaine.}}

15 Showerhead "The Shower Head" Andy Ackerman
Peter Mehlman & Marjorie Gross
February 15, 1996
Kramer and Jerry are not pleased with the new low flow shower heads that the buildings maintenance people have put in for them. Elaine is surprised to find out that she has tested positive for opium. Jerry is frustrated by the fact that his parents aren't moving back to Florida and George is elated because his parents are considering moving to Florida.
16 Episode "The Doll" Andy Ackerman
Tom Gammill & Max Pross
February 22, 1996
Susan's old roommate gives Jerry a package that she wants him to be careful with. Frank turns George's room into a billiard room and Kramer challenges him to a game of billiards where the space is a bit tight. Jerry is enthusiastic about a new toothbrush. Susan has a doll that looks like George's mother. Elaine tries to replace an autographed picture of "the other guy," for the Maestro that was damaged while they were in Tuscany.
17 Episode "The Friar's Club" Andy Ackerman
David Mandel
March 7, 1996
George successfully delays his wedding. Jerry goes out with Susan's best friend. Jerry loses a jacket he "borrowed" for dinner at the Friars Club. Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci. Peterman hires a deaf employee and Elaine suffers the consequences, when she gets loaded with most of his work.
18 Episode "The Wig Master" Andy Ackerman
Spike Feresten
March 16, 1996
Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. Elaine is picked up by the clerk after leads her on whith the promise of a big discount. George has an unwanted house guest. George discovers why a parking lot is so cheap, when he finds a used condom in his car. Kramer becomes a "pimp".
19 Episode "The Calzone" Andy Ackerman
Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer
April 25, 1996
George becomes Steinbrenner's pet when he shares an eggplant calzone with him. Kramer is raving about wearing clothes "straight out of the dryer." Elaine's boyfriend is dating her without really ever asking her out. Jerry takes advantage of his girlfriend's ability to get anything she wants. Kramer starts using an oven for his clothing.
20 Episode "The Bottle Deposit" Andy Ackerman
Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin
May 2, 1996
George doesn't hear the details on an important project that Wilhelm wants him to champion. Elaine gets into a bidding war at an auction with Sue Ellen Mischke over a set of golf clubs owned by JFK, the Oh Henry! candy heiress. Consequently, she spends a bit more than she was authorized by Peterman. Kramer collects used pop bottles and cans so he can take them to Michigan where the refund is doubled. Jerry takes his car to a fanatical car care mechanic, Tony, who later steals the car. Wilhelm is delighted with the job George did on the project; however, he has no idea what he did or how he did it. Kramer spots Jerry's car in Ohio. George is sent to a mental hospital by Steinbrenner. Newman finds a farmer's house, complete with the proverbial daughter.
21 Episode "The Wait Out" Andy Ackerman
Peter Mehlman
May 9, 1996
George makes an off-hand remark to a married couple with a rocky relationship, leading to their breakup. Elaine starts driving again and almost makes Jerry sick. Kramer starts wearing jeans that are too tight that he cannot get them off. Elaine and Jerry make plans to move in on the separated couple.
22 The Invitations (George and Susan) "The Invitations" Andy Ackerman
Larry David
May 16, 1996
George tries to think of a way out of his relationship with Susan, Elaine suggests smoking and Kramer suggests a pre-nuptial agreement. Jerry nearly gets hit by a car but is saved by his female equivalent, Jeannie. Jerry thinks he is in love with Jeannie and proposes to her. Kramer tries to cash in on a bank's offer of a $100 if one of their tellers doesn't say hello. Susan passes out while licking envelopes.

Season Eight: 1996-1997

Main article: Season Eight
# Title Directed By
Written By
Air Date
1 Episode "The Foundation" Andy Ackerman
Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer
September 19, 1996
While George would rather forget of his fiancee Susan's tragic demise, Susan's parents want to keep her memory alive by creating a foundation. Jerry reunites with Dolores (aka Mulva) from The Junior Mint. J. Peterman has a nervous breakdown and leaves Elaine in charge. And Kramer becomes a martial arts expert.
2 Episode "The Soul Mate" Andy Ackerman
Peter Mehlman
September 26, 1996
Kramer falls for Jerry's girlfriend and goes to Newman for advice. Elaine tells her friends she does not want a baby after her woman friends convince her to. George thinks the foundation lawyer assumes that he killed Susan.
3 Episode "The Bizarro Jerry" Andy Ackerman
David Mandel
October 3, 1996
Elaine sets Jerry up on a date with a woman who has "man hands". George uses a picture of Jerry's date to get in an exclusive part of town. Kramer uses a bathroom in an office building and begins working there.
4 Episode "The Little Kicks" Andy Ackerman
Spike Feresten
October 10, 1996
Jerry and Kramer go to the movies with a friend who makes bootleg tapes. Elaine holds a party for her co-workers where she loses respect when they see her dance.
5 Episode "The Package" Andy Ackerman
Jennifer Crittenden
October 17, 1996
George finds out that the woman at a photo store is looking at his pictures. Jerry refuses delivery of a package with no return address. Elaine tries to retrieve her medical records when she begins having problems with her doctor due to her attitude.
6 Episode "The Fatigues" Andy Ackerman
Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin
October 31, 1996
Jerry is interested when he learns that his girlfriend has a mentor. George prepares to give a speech on risk management. Elaine prepares to fire a co-worker but instead promotes him when she approaches him.
7 Episode "The Checks" Andy Ackerman
Steve O'Donnell & Tom Gammill & Max Pross
November 7, 1996
Elaine learns her new boyfriend has some obsessive behaviors. Jerry keeps receiving checks from a guest appearance on Japanese television. Kramer warns George that his carpet cleaners are part of a religious cult.
8 Seinfeld kenny rogers roasters "The Chicken Roaster" Andy Ackerman
Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer
November 14, 1996
A Kenny Rogers Chicken restaurant opens across from Jerry's apartment with very bright neon lights. Kramer cannot sleep because of the light and seeks solace at Jerry's where he becomes addicted to the chicken by Newman. Elaine begins using the J. Peterman expense account. George tries to score a second date with a saleswoman by leaving a large hat at her house
9 Episode "The Abstinence" Andy Ackerman
David Mandel
November 21, 1996
George's girlfriend has infectious mononucleosis and that they will not be able to have sex for at least 6 weeks. Jerry agrees to make an appearance at his former junior high's career day. Elaine meets a doctor who does not have a license yet. Kramer smokes in the coffee shop and is asked to leave.
10 Episode "The Andrea Doria" Andy Ackerman
Spike Feresten
December 19, 1996
Jerry takes Kramer to his self storage space where they learn Newman has been hoarding mail. George becomes excited about a new apartment he is about to move into. Elaine is set up on a blind date who has a hard time breaking up with people.
11 Episode "The Little Jerry" Andy Ackerman
Jennifer Crittenden
January 9, 1997
Kramer gets a pet rooster he names "Little Jerry Seinfeld". George visits a woman's prison where he does not see what he had expected. Elaine discovers her boyfriend once had a full head of hair and convinces him to grow it back. A store owner exposes Jerry's bad check currently on display which raises much discussion.
12 Episode "The Money" Andy Ackerman
Peter Mehlman
January 16, 1997
Jerry's parents sell their Cadillac to a neighbor in order to give Jerry some money. Jerry quickly buys back the car but remains stuck in Florida when he does not have money to return home. George's parents announce they are moving to Florida which the Seinfelds object to. Elaine returns to her old position at work.
13 Episode "The Comeback" David Owen Trainor
Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin
January 30, 1997
George has trouble thinking of a retort to one of his co-workers. Jerry buys a tennis racket believed to be used by a pro. Elaine and Kramer discuss employee picks at the video store. Kramer creates a living will.
14 Episode "The Van Buren Boys" Andy Ackerman
Darin Henry
February 6, 1997
Everyone seems to have a problem with Jerry's new girlfriend who he sees as "perfect". George interviews students for the foundation's first academic scholarship. Elaine is asked to ghostwrite the autobiography of J. Peterman. Kramer has a run-in with infamous "Van Buren boys".
15 Episode "The Susie" Andy Ackerman
David Mandel
February 13, 1997
Elaine creates an alter ego named "Susie" who co-workers believe is actually real. Jerry's friend who once considered him a "phony" becomes a bookie. George avoids his girlfriend by screening his phone calls.
16 Pothole "The Pothole" Andy Ackerman
Steve O'Donnell & Dan O'Keefe
February 20, 1997
Kramer adopts a piece of a highway after he complains about a very large pothole. Jerry's girlfriend uses a toothbrush that was once dropped in the toilet. George brags about a new key ring given to him by George Steinbrenner.
17 Episode "The English Patient" Andy Ackerman
Steve Koren
March 13, 1997
Elaine hates a movie that everyone else seems to love. Jerry is challenged by one of his father's neighbors to a series physical challenges leading the old man to the hospital. A woman mistakes George for her boyfriend.
18 Episode "The Nap" Andy Ackerman
Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin
April 10, 1997
George creates a desk he can sleep in at work after having trouble sleeping. Jerry has his kitchen remodeled. Elaine's boyfriend worries about her back and buys her a matress. Kramer begins swimming in the East River after becoming restricted at a community pool.
19 Episode "The Yada Yada" Andy Ackerman
Peter Mehlman & Jill Franklyn
April 24, 1997
George's girlfriend uses a particular phrase constantly. Jerry isn't big on his dentist's joke on being Jewish.
20 Episode "The Millennium" Andy Ackerman
Jennifer Crittenden
May 1, 1997
Kramer makes plans for New Year's 2000 and wonders what the future may be like. Elaine gets bad service at a store and begins shopping at a similar store. Jerry learns he is on his girlfriend's speed dial.
21 Episode "The Muffin Tops" Andy Ackerman
Spike Feresten
May 8, 1997
Elaine tells Kramer that stories he sold to Peterman were published in his autobiography. Kramer then decides to create a "Peterman Reality Tour". Jerry starts shaving his chest hair for his new girlfriend. George pretends to be a tourist in order to go out with a woman.
22 Episode "The Summer of George" Andy Ackerman
Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer
May 15, 1997
George decides to take the summer off when he learns he can receive severance pay. Jerry and Kramer attend the Tony awards where Jerry brings a date who fears has a boyfriend at home. Kramer fills seats at the awards and pretends to accept an award with a cast ensemble.

Season Nine: 1997-1998

Main article: Season Nine
# Title Directed By
Written By
Air Date
1 Episode "The Butter Shave" Andy Ackerman
Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer & David Mandel
September 25, 1997
Kramer starts using butter as an aftershave. George uses a cane when he applies for an interview at a sporting goods firm where they will think he is disabled.
2 Episode "The Voice" Andy Ackerman
Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer & David Mandel
October 2, 1997
George plans to stay at the firm where no one will talk to him. Jerry creates a voice in response to his girlfriend's talking navel. Kramer hires a New York University (NYU) intern to be his assistant. Elaine begins seeing Puddy again.
3 Episode "The Serenity Now" Andy Ackerman
Steve Koren
October 9, 1997
George's father is given a phrase to say whenever his blood pressure rises to a certain level. Elaine receives a french kiss from Mr. Lippman's 13 year old son. Jerry's girlfriend gives his New York Knicks tickets away.
4 Episode "The Blood" Andy Ackerman
Dan O'Keefe
October 16, 1997
Jerry receives 3 pints of Kramer's blood after having a run in with a knife. Elaine proves to her friend that she is not irresposible. George concludes that television and food create a better sex life.
5 Episode "The Junk Mail" Andy Ackerman
Spike Feresten
October 30, 1997
Kramer refuses to receive mail from the postal service. Jerry gets a new car from a childhood friend after doing a car show for his dealership. Elaine gets back with Puddy by meets her dream man and tries to juggle both relationships.
6 Episode "The Merv Griffin Show" Andy Ackerman
Bruce Eric Kaplan
November 6, 1997
Kramer discovers an old television set believed to be used for The Merv Griffin Show. Jerry's new girlfriend collects old toys but asks Jerry not to play with them. George's girlfriend becomes disgusted when he runs over pigeons with his car.
7 Episode "The Slicer" Andy Ackerman
Darin Henry & Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin
November 13, 1997
Jerry tries to break up with a dermatologist (Marcia Cross) after she becomes tiresome after talking of how she has saved a lot of lives. Kramer purchases a meat slicer which Elaine uses in order to silence her neighbor's cat. George tries to blur himself out of a photo his new boss has.
8 Episode "The Betrayal" Andy Ackerman
Peter Mehlman & David Mandel
November 20, 1997
Elaine drags Jerry and George to India where they attend the wedding of Sue Ellen Mischke. Kramer learns that a friend's birthday wish is that he will drop dead. (All of the events in the episode occur backwards with the end at the beginning and vice versa).
9 Episode "The Apology" Andy Ackerman
Jennifer Crittenden
December 11, 1997
Jerry's girlfriend prefers to be naked while being in the house. Elaine learns her co-worker hates germs coming from Elaine but can tolerate everyone else's. Kramer decides to make changes to his routine. George expects an apology from a friend who is in Alcoholics Anonymous.
10 Episode "The Strike" Andy Ackerman
Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer & Dan O'Keefe
December 18, 1997
Kramer gets word that he can return to a bagel shop he worked at previously after a 12 year absence. Jerry, Elaine and George attend a Chanukah party where Jerry sets up a date with a woman and Elaine uses her "fake" number to avoid one. Kramer brings a renewed interest in Festivus, a holiday George's father invented when George was younger.
11 Episode "The Dealership" Andy Ackerman
Steve Koren
January 8, 1998
Jerry plans on buying a new car from Puddy who has been elevated to car salesman. He also hopes that Puddy and Elaine will get back together so he will get a better discount. George comes up with an idea to implicate a mechanic.
12 Episode "The Reverse Peephole" Andy Ackerman
Spike Feresten
January 15, 1998
Kramer and Newman plan to reverse the peepholes on their doors which gets Newman an eviction notice. Jerry decides to go wallet-less. Elaine has trouble finding a coat that looks like Puddy's for another friend.
13 Episode "The Cartoon" Andy Ackerman
Bruce Eric Kaplan
January 29, 1998
Elaine obsesses over a cartoon in The New Yorker. Kramer decides to take a vow of silence. Elaine and Kramer believe that George's girlfriend looks a lot like Jerry.
14 Episode "The Strong Box" Andy Ackerman
Dan O'Keefe & Billy Kimball
February 5, 1998
Jerry buys cufflinks that once belonged to Jerry Lewis. George tries to break up with his girlfriend but she refuses. Elaine learns that she has a secret crush.
15 Episode "The Wizard" Andy Ackerman
Steve Lookner
February 26, 1998
Jerry gives his father a birthday gift which is an electric organizing system. Jerry and George debate about the race of Elaine's new boyfriend which triggers her curiosity. Kramer plans on running for president of Morty and Helen's condo association.
16 Episode "The Burning" Andy Ackerman
Jennifer Crittenden
March 19, 1998
Elaine learns that Puddy is religious. Jerry does not recognize his girlfriend's voice on the phone when she leaves an "It's me" message. George's ideas at a Kruger meeting are widely accepted however his following ideas are not as good.
17 Episode "The Book Store" Andy Ackerman
Spike Feresten & Darin Henry & Mark Jaffe
April 9, 1998
Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting. Kramer hangs out at Jerry's more often than usual. Everyone is anxious to know if Elaine will dance at the next Peterman party.
18 Episode "The Frogger" Andy Ackerman
Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin & Steve Koren & Dan O'Keefe
April 23, 1997
After a childhood pizzeria goes out of business, George tries to save his high score from a Frogger game by purchasing the machine. Elaine tires of company birthdays by calling in sick. She is then forced to replace a cake from 1937 with an Entenmann's cake which she ate.
19 Episode "The Maid" Andy Ackerman
Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer & David Mandel & Kit Boss & Peter Mehlman
April 29, 1998
Jerry hires a maid who he then starts sleeping with. Elaine discovers she has 57 messages on her answering machine when Kramer attempts to send her a fax. George tries to get a nickname but a co-worker gets the one he chose instead.
20 Episode "The Puerto Rican Day" Andy Ackerman
Alec Berg & Jennifer Crittenden & Spike Feresten & Bruce Eric Kaplan & Gregg Kavet & Steve Koren & David Mandel & Dan O'Keefe & Andy Robin & Jeff Schaffer
May 7, 1998
The gang leaves a New York Mets game early in order to beat the traffic but are blocked by a Puerto Rican day parade which causes each of them to have a desire while waiting.
21 Episode "The Clip Show" Andy Ackerman
Darin Henry
May 14, 1998
A retrospective on the past 9 years of Seinfeld leading into the series finale. Includes cast interviews and clips from memorable moments in the series' 9-year run.
22 Episode "The Finale" Andy Ackerman
Larry David
May 14, 1998
NBC executives decide to add Jerry and George's pilot, Jerry to the fall season. The two plan on leaving for Los Angeles and decide to vacation in Paris with Elaine and Kramer before they leave. The plans are cancelled, however, when their plane experiences turbulence and they are arrested for breaking a law in the neighboring community. In addition to being convicted of disobeying the “Good Samaritan law”, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are also on trial for being poor influences. After hearing several testimonies from many returning characters, Judge Vandelay sentences the four of them to a year in prison.

Seinimation Shorts

Main article: Seinimation
# Title Directed and Animated By
01 Seinimation "The Big Race" Eric Yahnker
02 Seinimation "Seinfeld Noir" Eric Yahnker
03 Seinimation "Kramer vs. Monkey" Eric Yahnker
04 Seinimation "Dr. Cosmo on Marriage and Family" Eric Yahnker
05 Seinimation "George and the Whale" Eric Yahnker
06 Seinimation "The Del Boca Vista Express" Eric Yahnker
07 Seinimation "Pinky Toe's wild ride" Eric Yahnker
08 Seinimation "Thy Voice of Thee" Eric Yahnker
09 Seinimation "The Waiting Game" Eric Yahnker
10 Seinimation "Circus or Zoo" Eric Yahnker
11 Seinimation "Conquering the Van Wyck" Eric Yahnker

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