The following list is arranged in the order the episodes were broadcast (as opposed to production order).
| Title | Director | Writer(s) | Original Airdate | #
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| "The Ex-Girlfriend" | Tom Cherones | Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld | January 23, 1991 | 6
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| Jerry begins seeing George's ex-girlfriend, Marlene, whom George finds altogether annoying. Marlene then breaks up with Jerry after seeing his act.
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| "The Pony Remark" | Tom Cherones | Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld | January 30, 1991 | 7
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| Jerry makes an off-color remark at an aunt's dinner which subsequently leads to her death.
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| "The Jacket" | Tom Cherones | Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld | February 6, 1991 | 8
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| Jerry wears an expensive jacket when he meets Elaine's father, but an argument ensues when Jerry is reluctant to wear the jacket during a snowfall.
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| "The Phone Message" | Tom Cherones | Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld | February 13, 1991 | 9
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| George leaves several nasty messages on a girlfriend's answering machine, forcing Jerry and he to go to her apartment to steal the tape.
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| "The Apartment" | Tom Cherones | Peter Mehlman | April 4, 1991 | 10
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| Jerry finds Elaine an apartment in his building but tries to stop her from moving in when he realizes the downside to their living in the same building.
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| "The Statue" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | April 11, 1991 | 11
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| Jerry has his apartment cleaned by the boyfriend of Elaine's client and later learns that the housekeeper stole a valuable statue.
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| "The Revenge" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | April 18, 1991 | 12
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| George quits his job after tiring of his demanding boss; he immediately regrets his decision and tries to get his job back, undertaking an act of revenge on his erstwhile employer.
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| "The Heart Attack" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | April 25, 1991 | 13
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| George thinks he is having a heart attack but actually needs a tonsillectomy, leading Kramer to recommend a holistic healer as a cheaper alternative.
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| "The Deal" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | May 2, 1991 | 14
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| Elaine and Jerry renew their sexual relationship after coming across a soft-core pornographic film, but they set ground rules for their future escapades.
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| "The Baby Shower" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | May 16, 1991 | 15
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| Elaine holds a baby shower for a friend at Jerry's apartment. Meanwhile, Kramer tries to convince Jerry to pirate cable television.
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| "The Chinese Restaurant" | Tom Cherones | Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld | May 23, 1991 | 16
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| Jerry, George and Elaine decide to get dinner without reservations at a Chinese restaurant before seeing a movie but are repeatedly stymied by the maître d'.
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| "The Busboy" | Tom Cherones | Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld | June 26, 1991 | 17
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| At dinner, George takes the blame after a busboy gets fired, while Elaine faces having her boyfriend live with her for a week.
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| Title | Director | Writer(s) | Original Airdate | #
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| "The Note" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | September 18, 1991 | 18
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| Jerry, George, and Elaine get free massage therapy; after a session with a masseur, George questions his sexuality.
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| "The Truth" | David Steinberg | Elaine Pope | September 25, 1991 | 19
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| George tells his ex-girlfriend the truth about why he ended their relationship; as a result, she checks herself into a mental institution. While Kramer is dating Elaine's roommate, Elaine sees Kramer naked.
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| "The Pen" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | October 2, 1991 | 20
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| Jerry and Elaine fly to Florida to visit Jerry's parents. While there, Jerry has a scuba accident and Elaine suffers an uncomfortable night on their couch.
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| "The Dog" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | October 9, 1991 | 21
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| Jerry gets stuck watching a disobedient dog; meanwhile, George and Elaine realize they don't have a lot in common without Jerry around.
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| "The Library" | Joshua White | Larry Charles | October 16, 1991 | 22
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| Jerry and George recall their high school years when Jerry learns that a library book he checked out in 1971 is overdue.
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| "The Parking Garage" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | October 30, 1991 | 23
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| Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer get lost in a mall parking garage after shopping for an air conditioner.
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| "The Cafe" | Tom Cherones | Tom Leopold | November 6, 1991 | 24
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| Jerry offers his patronage to an empty restaurant and convinces the owner to re-style his menu and decor. Elaine takes an IQ test for George.
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| "The Tape" | David Steinberg | Larry David & Bob Shaw & Don McEnery | November 13, 1991 | 25
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| George orders a baldness remedy from China. Elaine anonymously leaves an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder.
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| "The Nose Job" | Tom Cherones | Peter Mehlman | November 20, 1991 | 26
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| Kramer encourages George's new girlfriend to get a rhinoplasty. Jerry is conflicted about his relationship with an actress whom he finds beautiful but with whom he has nothing in common.
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| "The Stranded"[1] | Tom Cherones | Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld and Matt Goldman | November 27, 1991 | 27
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| George strands Jerry and Elaine at a party, leaving them to wait for a very tardy Kramer.
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| "The Alternate Side" | Tom Cherones | Larry David and Bill Masters | December 4, 1991 | 28
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| George takes a job moving cars from side of the street to the other. Elaine cares for her 66-year-old boyfriend. Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film, popularizing the expression, "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
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| "The Red Dot" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | December 11, 1991 | 29
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| Elaine gets George a job at a publishing company; to repay her, he buys her an ostensibly expensive cashmere sweater that has a minor flaw. Jerry inadvertently reintroduces Elaine's boyfriend, a recovering alcoholic, to liquor.
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| "The Subway" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | January 8, 1992 | 30
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| Each of the four principal characters has a unique experience during a subway ride. Jerry befriends an overweight nudist, George meets an enchanting woman and misses a job interview, Kramer gets a horse racing tip, and Elaine misses a lesbian wedding she was to attend.
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| "The Pez Dispenser" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | January 15, 1992 | 31
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| Jerry's Pez dispenser causes Elaine to laugh loudly at a piano recital given by George's girlfriend. Kramer creates a cologne that smells of the beach.
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| "The Suicide" | Tom Cherones | Tom Leopold | January 29, 1992 | 32
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| After a neighbor attempts suicide, Jerry visits him at the hospital and becomes attracted to the man's girlfriend. Elaine, having been ordered to fast three days prior to an X-ray, develops a ravenous appetite.
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| "The Parking Space" | Tom Cherones | Larry David and Greg Daniels | February 4, 1992 | 33
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| George and another driver quarrel over a parking space, leading to an all-night faceoff during which sundry neighborhood residents express their views on parking etiquette.
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| "The Fix-Up" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles & Elaine Pope | February 5, 1992 | 34
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| Jerry and Elaine set George up on a blind date with Elaine's friend Cynthia. Kramer fears that a condom may have been ineffective.
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| "The Boyfriend, Part 1" | Tom Cherones | Larry David & Larry Levin | February 12, 1992 | 35
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| Jerry befriends Keith Hernandez after he meets the latter at the health club. Kramer recounts an incident in which Newman and he were spat on during a New York Mets game.
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| "The Boyfriend, Part 2" | Tom Cherones | Larry David and Larry Levin | February 12, 1992 | 36
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| Jerry becomes jealous when Keith Hernandez begins dating Elaine. George comes up with a scheme to collect unemployment. The spitting incident is revisited, and a "second spitter" theory, à la Kennedy assassination is discussed.
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| "The Limo" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | February 26, 1992 | 37
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| Jerry and George board a limousine intended for other passengers. They invite Kramer and Elaine to join them but later learn that the intended riders were neo-Nazis, for whom they have been mistaken.
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| "The Good Samaritan" | Jason Alexander | Peter Mehlman | March 4, 1992 | 38
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| Jerry trails a hit-and-run driver but is attracted to her and begins dating her; he later learns her victim was a longtime quarry and dates the latter as well. Kramer begins having seizures whenever he hears Mary Hart's voice.
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| "The Letter" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | March 25, 1992 | 39
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| Jerry learns that his new artist friend, from whom George has been forced to buy a painting, plagiarized a letter to keep him from breaking up with her. Elaine refuses to remove her Baltimore Orioles cap during a New York Yankees game.
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| "The Keys" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | May 6, 1992 | 40
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| Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. As George, Elaine, and Jerry exchange spare key privileges, Jerry and George learn that Elaine is secretly writing a Murphy Brown script; Kramer, later, is hired to play Brown's secretary.
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| Title | Director | Writer(s) | Original Airdate | #
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| "The Trip, Part 1" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | August 12, 1992 | 41
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| When Jerry is asked to come on The Tonight Show in Los Angeles, George accompanies him to look for Kramer.
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| "The Trip, Part 2" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | August 19, 1992 | 42
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| Kramer gets in trouble when he is mistaken for a serial killer. The three then travel back to New York after Kramer is found innocent.
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| "The Pitch" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | September 16, 1992 | 43
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| NBC executives approach Jerry and George to write a pilot for a sitcom. Crazy Joe Davola starts to stalk both Jerry and Kramer.
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| "The Ticket" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | September 16, 1992 | 44
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| Newman uses Kramer as his witness after he refuses to pay for a speeding ticket.
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| "The Wallet" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | September 23, 1992 | 45
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| Jerry is asked to explain to his parents why he does not wear the watch they gave him. Morty thinks his wallet is stolen out of the doctor's office.
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| "The Watch" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | September 30, 1992 | 46
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| Jerry tries to buy his watch back from Uncle Leo while George tries to get the NBC deal back on. Elaine tries to plan a break up from her therapist with Kramer's help.
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| "The Bubble Boy" | Tom Cherones | Larry David & Larry Charles | October 7, 1992 | 47
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| Jerry agrees to visit a bubble boy on the way up to Susan's father's cabin but when Jerry gets lost with Elaine, George and Susan visit the bubble boy instead.
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| "The Cheever Letters" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | October 28, 1992 | 48
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| Jerry offends Elaine's assistant. Kramer makes a contact for Cuban cigars. A box of letters from John Cheever is all that remains after Susan's father's cabin burns down.
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| "The Opera" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | November 4, 1992 | 49
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| Elaine realizes her boyfriend is actually Crazy Joe Davola. Then she, George and Jerry endure a night at the opera with a group of clowns.
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| "The Virgin" | Tom Cherones | Peter Mehlman | November 11, 1992 | 50
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| Jerry discovers the woman he is dating is a virgin. Kramer continues to harass Jerry and George when they are trying to write a teleplay for their pilot.
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| "The Contest" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | November 18, 1992 | 51
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| George is caught masturbating by his mother causing a contest between the four of them to see who can go without "it" the longest. Elaine meets John F. Kennedy, Jr. George's mother is hospitalized and Jerry's girlfriend Marla wants to have sex which he has to prevent.
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| "The Airport" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | November 25, 1992 | 52
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| Jerry and Elaine experience the differences of travelling in first class and coach. George and Kramer try to get to two airports after a flight is switched.
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| "The Pick" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | December 16, 1992 | 53
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| Jerry is caught picking his nose by his new model girlfriend. Elaine sends a revealing Christmas card out.
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| "The Movie" | Tom Cherones | Steve Skrovan & Bill Masters and John Hayman | January 6, 1993 | 54
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| Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer keep missing each other when trying to meet for a movie.
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| "The Visa" | Tom Cherones | Peter Mehlman | January 27, 1993 | 55
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| Jerry's attempts to get Babu Bhatt from being deported turn out unsuccessful. Elaine tries to get George's attorney girlfriend to drop a lawsuit.
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| "The Shoes" | Tom Cherones | Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld | February 4, 1993 | 56
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| Jerry and George lose their privileges at the pilot after Jerry and George sneak a look at the executive's daughter's cleavage. Elaine then tries to fix the mess.
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| "The Outing" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | February 11, 1993 | 57
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| Jerry and George are mistaken for being homosexual by a college reporter and are outed.
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| "The Old Man" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | February 18, 1993 | 58
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| Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to spend time with senior citizens.
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| "The Implant" | Tom Cherones | Peter Mehlman | February 25, 1993 | 59
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| Jerry sends Elaine to find out if his new girlfriend Sidra's breasts are natural or implants. George double dips a chip at a funeral repast.
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| "The Junior Mint" | Tom Cherones | Andy Robin | March 18, 1993 | 60
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| Jerry is puzzled after he cannot remember the name of his girlfriend. Kramer drops a junior mint in the air during a surgery for Elaine's boyfriend.
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| "The Smelly Car" | Tom Cherones | Larry David and Peter Mehlman | April 15, 1993 | 61
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| A valet with bad body odor stinks up Jerry's car and anyone who comes in contact with him. George believes he drew Susan to become a lesbian.
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| "The Handicap Spot" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | May 13, 1993 | 62
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| George parks his father's car in a handicap spot causing controversy when an angry mob destroys it. Elaine and Jerry buy a television as a wedding gift for "The Drake" but when the wedding is called off his fianceè. (This episode also marks the first appearance of George's father, Frank Costanza).
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| "The Pilot, Part 1" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | May 20, 1993 | 63
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| Jerry and George begin casting for their pilot, Jerry which is finally ready. George is upset over the casting of his alter ego. The NBC executive Russell becomes obsessed with Elaine.
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| "The Pilot, Part 2" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | May 20, 1993 | 64
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| Jerry and George prepare for the taping of Jerry and each of the real life personas give tips to their TV alter egos. Elaine wears a disguise to hide from Russell. Kramer suffers bowel problems.
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| Title | Director | Writer(s) | Original Airdate | #
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| "The Mango" | Tom Cherones | Larry David and Lawrence H. Levy | September 16, 1993 | 65
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| George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below "the equator" when he thinks that his girlfriend is "faking" it. Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms. Kramer gets banned from his favorite fruit shop.
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| "The Glasses" | Tom Cherones | Tom Gammill & Max Pross | September 30, 1993 | 66
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| Elaine gets bitten by a dog and becomes afraid of them. While not wearing his glasses, George thinks he sees Jerry's girlfriend kissing Jerry's cousin and Jerry tries to figure out if it's true.
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| "The Puffy Shirt" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | September 23, 1993 | 67
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| George gets a job as a hand model and becomes obsessed with keeping his hands safe. Kramer's girlfriend asks Jerry to wear one of her new puffy pirate shirts on a Today Show appearance he is making.
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| "The Sniffing Accountant" | Tom Cherones | Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld | October 7, 1993 | 68
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| George's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points to Jerry's accountant being a drug user. So Jerry, Kramer and Newman set out to find out the truth. Elaine's new boyfriend is perfect except for his use of an exclamation point.
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| "The Bris" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | October 14, 1993 | 69
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| George gets a great parking spot that becomes a target. Kramer thinks he has discovered a genetic engineering experiment, a "pig man". Elaine and Jerry are nervous agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn and also hold the baby during circumcision and getting a Mohel.
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| "The Lip Reader" | Tom Cherones | Carol Leifer | October 28, 1993 | 70
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| Jerry dates a deaf U.S. Open line judge. Elaine cannot communicate with a limo driver. George wants to use Jerry's girlfriend to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend to find out what she is saying about him. Kramer becomes a ball man at the Open, when Monica Seles returns to tennis.
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| "The Non-Fat Yogurt" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | November 4, 1993 | 71
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| Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop, when they gain weight. Jerry accidentally uses the word "fuck" in front of Marydeth's son Matthew, who also begins using the word. George meets his old "friend" Lloyd Braun, whome Elaine begins dating and gives an idea for David Dinkins' mayoral campaign. Kramer's date with a lab technician results in strange test results for Rudy Giuliani.
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| "The Barber" | Tom Cherones | Andy Robin | November 11, 1993 | 72
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| George is uncertain about whether his job interview was successful or not, so he decides to go into the office and act like an employee while the boss is on vacation. Jerry is reluctant to dump his barber when he is given a real bad haircut.
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| "The Masseuse" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | November 18, 1993 | 73
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| Elaine meets a man who's name is the same as a notorious serial killer. Jerry can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage. George is obsessed when Jerry's girlfriend doesn't like him.
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| "The Cigar Store Indian" | Tom Cherones | Tom Gammill & Max Pross | December 9, 1993 | 74
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| Jerry helps George out with a coffee table stain and makes Elaine take the subway home with a TV Guide in hand. While on the train Elaine meets a strange man obsessed with television. George meets a woman at a refinishing store and passes off his parent's home as his. Jerry presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering. Kramer has an idea for a coffee table book.
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| "The Conversion" | Tom Cherones | Bruce Kirschbaum | December 16, 1993 | 75
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| George converts to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and fakes an illness until he can figure out what the cream is used for. Elaine dates a podiatrist. Kramer meets a Nun at George's church who becomes infatuated with him.
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| "The Stall" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | January 6, 1994 | 76
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| A woman in a toilet stall refuses to give Elaine a piece of toilet paper. The woman turns out to be Jerry's girlfriend whose voice Kramer recognizes from a telephone sex line. Elaine's boyfriend, whose face she just loves, takes George & Kramer rock climbing. After his accident, Elaine isn't sure his face will be the same.
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| "The Dinner Party" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | February 3, 1994 | 77
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| The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party. Jerry and Elaine stop at a bakery to get a babka, but they forget to take a number. Kramer and George try to get wine but must get change for a $100 dollar bill and wait for a double-parker to return to his car.
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| "The Marine Biologist" | Tom Cherones | Ron Hague & Charlie Rubin | February 10, 1994 | 78
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| Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry says is now a "marine biologist." An Russian writer tosses an Elaine's electronic organizer out of a limousine that hits a woman in the head and sends her to hospital. Kramer takes up hitting golf balls into the ocean. George is called on to use his marine biology skills to save a whale.
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| "The Pie" | Tom Cherones | Tom Gammill & Max Pross | February 17, 1994 | 79
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| Jerry's girlfriend Audrey won't share a piece of pie with him. There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she inquires into where it came from. George is interested in a suit that he makes an enemy over. Kramer has an itch. George's new suit makes a noise.
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| "The Stand In" | Tom Cherones | Larry David | February 25, 1994 | 80
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| Kramer asks a midget into getting lifts, to keep his job. Jerry visits a friend, who's in need of a good laugh, at the hospital. George and his girlfriend have nothing to say to each other, he wants to break up, but won't when he finds out she is being urged to break it off. One of Jerry's friends "takes it out" while on a date with Elaine.
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| "The Wife" | Tom Cherones | Peter Mehlman | March 17, 1994 | 81
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| Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount. George pees in a health club shower and is afraid of being turned in after being seen. Elaine is getting mixed signals from a male friend who may be interested. Kramer's getting ready to impress his girlfriend's parents.
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| "The Raincoats, Part One" | Tom Cherones | Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld | April 28, 1994 | 82
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| Jerry's parents stay with him while they wait to go to Paris. George tries to get out of a big brother program. Elaine's latest boyfriend is a "close talker" who has a strange fascination with the Seinfelds. Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father Morty to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing.
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| "The Raincoats, Part Two" | Tom Cherones | Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld | April 28, 1994 | 83
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| Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone at a movie, Schindler's List, they don't see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the shipment of the raincoats will make the Seinfelds miss their flight to France, George uses this as an opportunity to get his "little" brother back to his father.
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| "The Fire" | Tom Cherones | Larry Charles | May 5, 1994 | 84
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| Kramer brings his girlfriend to one of Jerry's shows, where she heckles him relentlessly. George's girlfriend's apartment catches on fire during her son's birthday party. Jerry gets revenge by heckling the woman at work and she severs her toe. Kramer finds the toe, takes a bus to the hospital and saves the passengers from a gunman. George tries to confront his feelings of cowardice.
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| "The Hamptons" | Tom Cherones | Peter Mehlman and Carol Leifer | May 12, 1994 | 85
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| Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer visit a house in the Hamptons. George has a bout with "shrinkage," Kramer steals lobsters, and Elaine is called "breathtaking" by a handsome doctor.
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| "The Opposite" | Tom Cherones | Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld & Andy Cowan | May 19, 1994 | 86
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| George does the opposite of everything, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents house. Elaine starts seeing bad luck after she buys a box of "Jujyfruits." Kramer appears on Regis & Kathie Lee to promote his coffee table book. Elaine's eating of "Jujyfruits" causes Pendant Publishing to go under, and later she realizes that she and George have traded places.
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| Title | Director | Writer(s) | Original Airdate | #
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| "The Chaperone" | Andy Ackerman | Larry David and Bill Masters & Bob Shaw | September 22, 1994 | 87
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| Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island. Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. Elaine tries to get a job at Doubleday. George decides that the Yankees need to change their uniforms from polyester to cotton.
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| "The Big Salad" | Andy Ackerman | Larry David | September 29, 1994 | 88
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| Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil (the Rollomeck 1000 Mechanical Pencil.) George and his girlfriend pick up a "Big Salad" for Elaine. Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf.
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| "The Pledge Drive" | Andy Ackerman | Tom Gammill & Max Pross | October 6, 1994 | 89
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| Mr. Pitt eats his Snickers bar with a knife and fork. Jerry gets caught throwing away a thank you card. Jerry cashes some old birthday checks from his grandmother. Jerry's working a PBS pledge drive and gets George to bring a Yankee to appear with him.
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| "The Chinese Woman" | Andy Ackerman | Peter Mehlman | October 13, 1994 | 90
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| Jerry and Elaine see George's father with a man in a cape but doesn't say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman, Donna Chang on George's phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her but learns she isn't Chinese. Kramer goes to a fertility clinic. Elaine ruins her friend Noreen's latest romance with a long talker. George's life is made miserable when his parents separate.
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| "The Couch" | Andy Ackerman | Larry David | October 27, 1994 | 91
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| Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry's new couch. Kramer plans to start a pizza business with Poppie. George joins a book club, but tries to rent the movie. Jerry and Elaine's discussion of the abortion issue causes trouble for Poppie, Elaine's relationship & Jerry's new couch. George spends the evening with the family that has rented the film.
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| "The Gymnast" | Andy Ackerman | Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer | November 3, 1994 | 92
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| Jerry dates a Romanian Olympic gymnast. Jerry and Kramer find out about one of George's bathroom habits. Kramer passes a kidney stone. George is caught acting homeless. Mr. Pitt becomes obsessed with finding the image in a 3-D painting.
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| "The Soup" | Andy Ackerman | Fred Stoller | November 10, 1994 | 93
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| Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from Kenny Bania, an obnoxious comedian. George goes for a walk with a waitress from Monk's. After his kidney stone, Kramer decides to eat only fresh foods.
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| "The Mom & Pop Store" | Andy Ackerman | Tom Gammill & Max Pross | November 17, 1994 | 94
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| A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible once owned by "Jon Voight." Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business, but his good intentions affect Jerry in a big way. Elaine wins tickets for Mr. Pitt, who's always wanted to participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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| "The Secretary" | David Owen Trainor | Carol Leifer and Marjorie Gross | December 8, 1994 | 95
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| Jerry confronts his dry cleaner. George passes over hiring an attractive secretary for a less attractive one. Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number. Elaine tries to buy a dress, but is unsatisfied with the size of the mirrors in the store.
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| "The Race" | Andy Ackerman | Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Sam Kass | December 15, 1994 | 96
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| Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race. Elaine is put on a "blacklist" and finds out her boyfriend is a Communist. George responds to a personal ad in a Communist newspaper. Kramer becomes a department store Santa.
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| "The Switch" | Andy Ackerman | Bruce Kirschbaum and Sam Kass | January 5, 1995 | 97
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| Elaine lets a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt's tennis racket. Jerry's girlfriend never laughs. George's model girlfriend may be bulimic. Kramer's first name is revealed, Cosmo. Kramer begins to use his first name.
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| "The Label Maker" | Andy Ackerman | Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer | January 19, 1995 | 98
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| Elaine and Jerry think Tim Whatley is a "re-gifter". George convinces his girlfriend to get her male roommate to move out. Kramer takes playing a game of Risk against Newman seriously.
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| "The Scofflaw" | Andy Ackerman | Peter Mehlman | January 26, 1995 | 99
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| George meets an old friend who's spent the last few months undergoing chemotherapy. Kramer calls a litterbug "a pig" near a cop. Kramer asks Elaine where her old boyfriend got his glasses. George gets a toupee.
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| "The Highlights of 100, Part 1" | Andy Ackerman | Peter Mehlman | February 2, 1995 | 100
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| Jerry introduces highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing."
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| "The Highlights of 100, Part 2" | Andy Ackerman | Peter Mehlman | February 2, 1995 | 101
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| Jerry introduces highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing."
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| "The Beard" | Andy Ackerman | Carol Leifer | February 9, 1995 | 102
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| Elaine tries to convert a gay man. George discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with, is bald. Kramer begins standing in police lineups for $50 a lineup. Jerry begins to date a cop, but she wants him to take a lie detector test about Melrose Place.
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| "The Kiss Hello" | Andy Ackerman | Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld | February 16, 1995 | 103
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| Elaine's friend has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine want Kramer to comment on. Jerry's grandmother wants him to open a ketchup bottle. Kramer puts tenant pictures up in the lobby. George gets his arm looked at. Elaine injures her shoulder carrying equipment home, and can't get any complementary treatment by her friend who is a physiotherapist.
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| "The Doorman" | Andy Ackerman | Tom Gammill & Max Pross | February 23, 1995 | 104
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| The doorman in Mr. Pitt's building, causes trouble for Jerry. Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. George's father is living with him. Kramer develops a new undergarment for males. Jerry offers his soiled couch to replace the one that was stolen while he was "on duty."
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| "The Jimmy" | Andy Ackerman | Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin | March 16, 1995 | 105
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| The guys play a game of basketball with "the Jimmy". Jerry discovers they carry Penthouse in a dental office waiting room. Elaine gets tickets to a benefit for AMCA featuring Mel Torme, the "Velvet Fog." Elaine tries to meet a handsome guy at the gym, but instead talks with "the Jimmy," who makes the date for himself. Kramer has a visit to the dentist complete with Novocain.
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| "The Doodle" | Andy Ackerman | Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer | April 6, 1995 | 106
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| Jerry finds out he was eating pecans that were in his girlfriend's mouth. George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Kramer is eating some tasty peaches that come in season for two weeks every year. Fleas force Jerry and his parents out his apartment. Elaine has an interview with a publisher. Elaine must go into Jerry's fumigated apartment to get an unpublished manuscript, but Kramer loses his sense of taste. George finds out that his girlfriend really doesn't care what he looks like.
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| "The Fusili Jerry" | Andy Ackerman | Marjorie Gross | April 27, 1995 | 107
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| Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN." Jerry finds out his mechanic used his "move" on Elaine while making love to her. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta.
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| "The Diplomat's Club" | Andy Ackerman | Tom Gammill & Max Pross | May 4, 1995 | 108
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| Jerry plans to meet a super model at an airport club, but his assistant makes the trip a nightmare. Elaine says she will quit working for Mr. Pitt, but finds out that she's going to be in his will. George tries to prove to his boss that he is not a racist, when he says his boss looks like Sugar Ray Leonard. Kramer meets a rich Texan with whom he starts making bets.
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| "The Face Painter" | Andy Ackerman | Larry David | May 11, 1995 | 109
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| Elaine's boyfriend David Puddy paints his face and his behavior at a hockey game makes a priest believes he has seen the devil. A monkey throws a banana peel at Kramer. George tries to tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Jerry refuses to give the "necessary" follow-up courtesy thank you for the hockey tickets.
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| "The Understudy" | Andy Ackerman | Marjorie Gross & Carol Leifer | May 18, 1995 | 110
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| George and Jerry are suspected of deliberately injuring Bette Midler during a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend a chance to perform. Kramer becomes Bette's personal assistant. Elaine gets George's father to translate for her when she suspects that her manicurist has made some obvious snide remarks in a foreign tongue. Elaine meets J. Peterman, and gets herself a new job.
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| "The Engagement" | Andy Ackerman | Larry David | September 21, 1995 | 111
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| Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a nearby constantly barking dog. Kramer. Newman and Elaine commit a dognapping and take the dog far out of the city. George gets back with Susan Ross, his former girlfriend from NBC; he asks her to marry him. Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend again.
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| "The Postponement" | Andy Ackerman | Larry David | September 28, 1995 | 112
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| Elaine's dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramer's involvement in the dognapping worries him. George decides he wants to postpone the engagement. Kramer and Jerry try to see Plan 9 From Outer Space, Kramer sneaks in gourmet coffee, spills it and his lawyer (Jackie Chiles) says he has a case.
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| "The Maestro" | Andy Ackerman | Larry David | October 6, 1995 | 113
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| George decides that he needs to help a security guard that works at her uncle's store. Elaine begins dating the "Maestro." Kramer's gets an out of court settlement in his lawsuit nets him free coffee at any location around the world." Jerry asks Poppy about Tuscany and is referred to Poppy's cousin, who makes him an offer he can't refuse.
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| "The Wink" | Andy Ackerman | Tom Gammill & Max Pross | October 12, 1995 | 114
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| Elaine dates the man from her wake-up service. A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry's breakfast, gets into George's eye and causes problems for him when his winks keep getting misinterpreted. Jerry's healthy diet conflicts with his dating of Elaine's cousin. Kramer promises a sick boy that Yankee Paul O'Neill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on George's wink.
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| "The Hot Tub" | Andy Ackerman | Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin | October 26, 1995 | 115
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| George picks up a bad habit from some visiting Astros representatives. During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has an out of country runner as her house guest. The runner had overslept and missed the big race at the last Olympics and Jerry obsesses with ensuring that it doesn't happen again. Kramer installs a hot tub in his apartment.
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| "The Soup Nazi" | Andy Ackerman | Spike Feresten | November 2, 1995 | 116
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| Elaine finds an antique armoire she wants. George makes a mistake while trying to get his soup from the "Soup Nazi." George and Elaine discuss how annoyed they are by Jerry's sweet-talking with his current girlfriend, especially their calling each other "Schmoopie". Elaine makes an ordering error in front of the "Soup Nazi," and is banned for a year. Susan appreciates that George is finally showing his feelings in public.
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| "The Secret Code" | Andy Ackerman | Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer | November 9, 1995 | 117
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| George refuses to tell his ATM code ("Bosco") to Susan. Elaine dates an amnesiac. Leapin' Larry, wants Jerry to do spots for his store, but he is angered when he thinks Jerry is doing an impression of him when his foot falls asleep. Kramer gets an emergency band scanner and decides to help at the New York Fire Department. Elaine doesn't want to go on a date with her boss, J. Peterman, so she leaves Jerry and George at the restaurant. George's code is needed in a life or death situation.
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| "The Pool Guy" | Andy Ackerman | David Mandel | November 16, 1995 | 118
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| Elaine befriends Susan. Jerry meets his pool guy outside a movie, and then he can't get rid of him. George is worried by Elaine wanting to get to know Susan. Kramer's new phone number is similar to a film information line. When Kramer keeps getting wrong numbers, he begins giving out the information for movie show times a la "Moviefone".
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| "The Sponge" | Andy Ackerman | Peter Mehlman | December 7, 1995 | 119
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| Jerry gets a girl's number on Kramer's AIDS walk list. Elaine must decide whether her current boyfriend is "spongeworthy." George tells Susan the secret of the size of Jerry's jeans. George is "out of the loop." Kramer refuses to "wear an AIDS ribbon."
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| "The Gum" | Andy Ackerman | Tom Gammill & Max Pross | December 14, 1995 | 120
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| Kramer is active in the re-opening of an old movie theater. George's friend Lloyd Braun has a pack of Chinese gum that Kramer insists everyone tries. Elaine accidentally "reveals herself" to Lloyd. Jerry must wear glasses while around Lloyd. George's girlfriend Deena thinks he is showing signs of being on the verge of a breakdown.
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| "The Rye" | Andy Ackerman | Carol Leifer | January 4, 1996 | 121
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| Elaine dates a jazz saxophonist. Jerry tells one of the band members the saxophonist and Elaine are "hot and heavy." Susan's parents meet and have dinner with the Costanzas for the first time. Both families obsess over a loaf of rye bread that wasn't served with the meal, which Frank takes back home. Kramer takes over a friend's horse-drawn carriage for a week and feeds the horse Beef-a-Reeno.
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| "The Caddy" | Andy Ackerman | Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin | January 25, 1996 | 122
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| Kramer befriends a caddy, who helps him to improve his golf game and offer his other advice. When George leaves his car at work, Wilhelm and Steinbrenner thinks he's been working extra hard. Elaine meets Sue Ellen Mischke, an old high-school friend who is now an heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune and a "braless wonder". Kramer and Elaine take her rival to court and only Jerry may stand in the way.
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| "The Seven" | Andy Ackerman | Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer | February 1, 1996 | 123
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| Elaine strains her neck trying to get a bike down from the wall. In pain she promises the bike to whoever fixes her neck. Kramer saves the day and wants the bike. George is angry when Susan's cousin chooses to name her baby with the name he planned to give his first offspring. Kramer works out an arrangement with Jerry to keep track of what he takes from Jerry's kitchen. Jerry girlfriend's always wears the same dress.
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| "The Cadillac, Part 1" | Andy Ackerman | Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld | February 8, 1996 | 124
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| Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac Kramer finds out how much money Jerry. Elaine becomes infatuated with Jerry as a result. The cable company wants to see Kramer and he beings to attempt to get revenge on them. George reconsiders his engagement when one of Elaine's friends tells him that she could have set him up with actress, Marisa Tomei. Jack Klompus accuses Morty of embezzling funds to pay for his new Cadillac.
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| "The Cadillac, Part 2" | Andy Ackerman | Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld | February 8, 1996 | 125
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| Kramer continues to mess with the cable guy. George's obsession with Marisa Tomei makes Susan suspicious. Elaine gets George Marisa's phone number and now he needs her for an alibi involving her "boyfriend" Art Vandelay. Morty's ace in the hole, to keep him from impeachment, is the woman that Jerry stole the marble rye from. Susan thinks George is having an affair with Elaine.
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| "The Shower Head" | Andy Ackerman | Peter Mehlman & Marjorie Gross | February 15, 1996 | 126
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| Kramer and Jerry are not pleased with the new low flow shower heads that the buildings maintenance people have put in for them. Elaine is surprised to find out that she has tested positive for opium. Jerry is frustrated by the fact that his parents aren't moving back to Florida and George is elated because his parents are considering moving to Florida.
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| "The Doll" | Andy Ackerman | Tom Gammill & Max Pross | February 22, 1996 | 127
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| Susan's old roommate gives Jerry a package that she wants him to be careful with. Frank turns George's room into a billiard room and Kramer challenges him to a game of billiards where the space is a bit tight. Jerry is enthusiastic about a new toothbrush. Susan has a doll that looks like George's mother. Elaine tries to replace an autographed picture of "the other guy," for the Maestro that was damaged while they were in Tuscany.
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| "The Friars Club" | Andy Ackerman | David Mandel | March 7, 1996 | 128
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| George successfully delays his wedding. Jerry goes out with Susan's best friend. Jerry loses a jacket he "borrowed" for dinner at the Friars Club. Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci. Peterman hires a deaf employee and Elaine suffers the consequences, when she gets loaded with most of his work.
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| "The Wig Master" | Andy Ackerman | Spike Feresten | March 16, 1996 | 129
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| Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. Elaine is picked up by the clerk after leads her on whith the promise of a big discount. George has an unwanted house guest. George discovers why a parking lot is so cheap, when he finds a used condom in his car. Kramer becomes a "pimp".
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| "The Calzone" | Andy Ackerman | Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer | April 25, 1996 | 130
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| George becomes Steinbrenner's pet when he shares an eggplant calzone with him. Kramer is raving about wearing clothes "straight out of the dryer." Elaine's boyfriend is dating her without really ever asking her out. Jerry takes advantage of his girlfriend's ability to get anything she wants. Kramer starts using an oven for his clothing.
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| "The Bottle Deposit, Part 1" | Andy Ackerman | Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin | May 2, 1996 | 131
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| George doesn't hear the details on an important project that Wilhelm wants him to champion. Elaine gets into a bidding war at an auction with Sue Ellen Mischke over a set of golf clubs owned by JFK, the Oh Henry! candy heiress. Consequently, she spends a bit more than she was authorized by Peterman. Kramer collects used pop bottles and cans so he can take them to Michigan where the refund is doubled. Jerry takes his car to a fanatical car care mechanic, Tony, who later steals the car.
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| "The Bottle Deposit, Part 2" | Andy Ackerman | Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin | May 2, 1996 | 132
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| Wilhelm is delighted with the job George did on the project; however, he has no idea what he did or how he did it. Kramer spots Jerry's car in Ohio. George is sent to a mental hospital by Steinbrenner. Newman finds a farmer's house, complete with the proverbial daughter.
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| "The Wait Out" | Andy Ackerman | Peter Mehlman | May 9, 1996 | 133
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| George makes an off-hand remark to a married couple with a rocky relationship, leading to their breakup. Elaine starts driving again and almost makes Jerry sick. Kramer starts wearing jeans that are too tight that he cannot get them off. Elaine and Jerry make plans to move in on the separated couple.
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| "The Invitations" | Andy Ackerman | Larry David | May 16, 1996 | 134
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| George tries to think of a way out of his relationship with Susan, Elaine suggests smoking and Kramer suggests a pre-nuptial agreement. Jerry nearly gets hit by a car but is saved by his female equivalent, Jeannie. Jerry thinks he is in love with Jeannie and proposes to her. Kramer tries to cash in on a bank's offer of a $100 if one of their tellers doesn't say hello. Susan passes out while licking envelopes.
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| No Image | "The Foundation" | Andy Ackerman | Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer | September 19, 1996 | 135
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| While George would rather forget of his fiancee Susan's tragic demise, Susan's parents want to keep her memory alive by creating a foundation. Jerry reunites with Dolores (aka Mulva) from The Junior Mint. J. Peterman has a nervous breakdown and leaves Elaine in charge. And Kramer becomes a martial arts expert.
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| No Image | "The Soul Mate" | Andy Ackerman | Peter Mehlman | September 26, 1996 | 136
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| Kramer falls for Jerry's girlfriend and goes to Newman for advice. Elaine tells her friends she does not want a baby after her woman friends convince her to. George thinks the foundation lawyer assumes that he killed Susan.
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| No Image | "The Bizarro Jerry" | Andy Ackerman | David Mandel | October 3, 1996 | 137
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| Elaine sets Jerry up on a date with a woman who has "man hands". George uses a picture of Jerry's date to get in an exclusive part of town. Kramer uses a bathroom in an office building and begins working there.
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| No Image | "The Little Kicks" | Andy Ackerman | Spike Feresten | October 10, 1996 | 138
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| Jerry and Kramer go to the movies with a friend who makes bootleg tapes. Elaine holds a party for her co-workers where she loses respect when they see her dance.
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| No Image | "The Package" | Andy Ackerman | Jennifer Crittenden | October 17, 1996 | 139
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| George finds out that the woman at a photo store is looking at his pictures. Jerry refuses delivery of a package with no return address. Elaine tries to retrieve her medical records when she begins having problems with her doctor due to her attitude.
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| No Image | "The Fatigues" | Andy Ackerman | Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin | October 31, 1996 | 140
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| Jerry is interested when he learns that his girlfriend has a mentor. George prepares to give a speech on risk management. Elaine prepares to fire a co-worker but instead promotes him when she approaches him.
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| No Image | "The Checks" | Andy Ackerman | Steve O'Donnell and Tom Gammill & Max Pross | November 7, 1996 | 141
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| Elaine learns her new boyfriend has some obsessive behaviors. Jerry keeps receiving checks from a guest appearance on Japanese television. Kramer warns George that his carpet cleaners are part of a religious cult.
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| No Image | "The Chicken Roaster" | Andy Ackerman | Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer | November 14, 1996 | 142
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| A Kenny Rogers Chicken restaurant opens across from Jerry's apartment with very bright neon lights. Kramer cannot sleep because of the light and seeks solace at Jerry's where he becomes addicted to the chicken by Newman. Elaine begins using the J. Peterman expense account. George tries to score a second date with a saleswoman by leaving a large hat at her house
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| No Image | "The Abstinence" | Andy Ackerman | David Mandel | November 21, 1996 | 143
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| George's girlfriend has infectious mononucleosis and that they will not be able to have sex for at least 6 weeks. Jerry agrees to make an appearance at his former junior high's career day. Elaine meets a doctor who does not have a license yet. Kramer smokes in the coffee shop and is asked to leave.
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| No Image | "The Andrea Doria" | Andy Ackerman | Spike Feresten | December 19, 1996 | 144
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| Jerry takes Kramer to his self storage space where they learn Newman has been hoarding mail. George becomes excited about a new apartment he is about to move into. Elaine is set up on a blind date who has a hard time breaking up with people.
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| Image:Liljerry.jpg | "The Little Jerry" | Andy Ackerman | Jennifer Crittenden | January 9, 1997 | 145
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| Kramer gets a pet rooster he names "Little Jerry Seinfeld". George visits a woman's prison where he does not see what he had expected. Elaine discovers her boyfriend once had a full head of hair and convinces him to grow it back. A store owner exposes Jerry's bad check currently on display which raises much discussion.
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| Image:Sein ep812.jpg | "The Money" | Andy Ackerman | Peter Mehlman | January 16, 1997 | 146
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| Jerry's parents sell their Cadillac to a neighbor in order to give Jerry some money. Jerry quickly buys back the car but remains stuck in Florida when he does not have money to return home. George's parents announce they are moving to Florida which the Seinfelds object to. Elaine returns to her old position at work.
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| Image:Sein ep813.jpg | "The Comeback" | David Owen Trainor | Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin | January 30, 1997 | 147
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| George has trouble thinking of a retort to one of his co-workers. Jerry buys a tennis racket believed to be used by a pro. Elaine and Kramer discuss employee picks at the video store. Kramer creates a living will.
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| Image:Sein ep814.jpg | "The Van Buren Boys" | Andy Ackerman | Darin Henry | February 6, 1997 | 148
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| Everyone seems to have a problem with Jerry's new girlfriend who he sees as "perfect". George interviews students for the foundation's first academic scholarship. Elaine is asked to ghostwrite the autobiography of J. Peterman. Kramer has a run-in with infamous "Van Buren boys".
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| No Image | "The Susie" | Andy Ackerman | David Mandel | February 13, 1997 | 149
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| Elaine creates an alter ego named "Susie" who co-workers believe is actually real. Jerry's friend who once considered him a "phony" becomes a bookie. George avoids his girlfriend by screening his phone calls.
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| No Image | "The Pothole" | Andy Ackerman | Steve O'Donnell & Dan O'Keefe | February 20, 1997 | 150
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| Kramer adopts a piece of a highway after he complains about a very large pothole. Jerry's girlfriend us |
