|First Appearance||"The Foundation"|
|Last Appearance||"The Cartoon"|
|Occupation||J. Peterman Catalog|
|Portrayed By||Joseph Urla|
"I pressed through the rushes and there, the native dancers whirled before me, limbs flailing, arms akimbo, feet kicking up dust." (making fun of Elaine's dancing, "The Little Kicks")
"You shouldn't make fun of pigs."