|First Appearance||"The Red Dot"|
|Portrayed By||David Naughton|
Dick is a man who works at Pendant Publishing, with whom Elaine is having a fling and who got fired. Dick was portrayed by singer and actor David Naughton, who hit #1 in the 1970s with “Makin’ It”. He is a recovering alcoholic, and accidentally drinks vodka when Jerry Seinfeld misplaces a vodka-cranberry and Dick confuses it with his regular cranberry juice, in "The Red Dot".
"Merry Christmas!"-Dick (drunk)